Would You Rather?

[AARR]

Would you rather have no washer or no dryer?

No dryer. Mrs AARR can use a clothesline.

Would you rather never use salt or sugar ever again?

[~Z~]

Sugar. Don't think the body would like workouts without some sort of sodium afterwards.

Would you rather watch Grand Elk repair a bridge up close, knowing there are many ticks in the field, or watch from afar?

[AARR]

Would you rather watch Grand Elk repair a bridge up close, knowing there are many ticks in the field, or watch from afar?

From afar because bridge work doesn’t excite me but if it were to watch them switching a customer spur I’d brave the ticks (and everything else)

Would you rather have to always wear gloves or always wear work shoes?

[Michael]

Would you rather have to always wear gloves or always wear work shoes?

Work shoes



Would you rather work for FORD or GM?

[AARR]

Would you rather work for FORD or GM?

It used to be Ford now it probably doesn’t matter because they are both Woke.

Would you rather get around on roller blades or roller skates?

[Michael]

Would you rather get around on roller blades or roller skates?

Blades look cooler.



Would you rather golf or bowl?

[AARR]

Would you rather golf or bowl?

Golf, I like to be outdoors (I stink at both sports) .

Would you rather live where the temperature is very hot but low humidity and sunny or where it’s moderate but cloudy and humid?

[Michael]

Would you rather live where the temperature is very hot but low humidity and sunny or where it’s moderate but cloudy and humid?

That first one sounds fine



Would you rather look just like Burt Reynolds or Tom Selleck?

[AARR]

Would you rather look just like Burt Reynolds or Tom Selleck?

I think Selleck cause that’s what Mrs AARR would want

Would you rather have a small tattoo on your forehead of your choice or a full torso tattoo that I get to pick

[Michael]

Can't go wrong there but Selleck tips the scale for me too

Would you rather have a small tattoo on your forehead of your choice or a full torso tattoo that I get to pick

Small tattoo but I would never get a tattoo



Would you rather enjoy the worlds best Cigar, Brandy or Wine?

[AARR]

Would you rather enjoy the worlds best Cigar, Brandy or Wine?

Cheesecake but since that is not an option I guess I will go with Brandy because I've never tried it

Would you rather always have a very short haircut or a ponytail haircut?

[Michael]

Would you rather always have a very short haircut or a ponytail haircut?

Short


Would you rather have a gas gusler car that is in great shape or hybrid that gets 100 miles to the gallon but it's in the shop every month?

[AARR]

Would you rather have a gas gusler car that is in great shape or hybrid that gets 100 miles to the gallon but it's in the shop every month?

Reluctantly the first

Would you rather go without shampoo or toothpaste?

[Michael]

Would you rather go without shampoo or toothpaste?

Shampoo.


Would you rather live in a condo with all sort of severe restrictions and people living above and below you or in an apartment of your choice?

[AARR]

Would you rather live in a condo with all sort of severe restrictions and people living above and below you or in an apartment of your choice?

Apartment of my choice

Would you rather have to speak in rhyme for the rest of your life or have to speak in riddles for the rest of your life?

[Michael]

Would you rather have to speak in rhyme for the rest of your life or have to speak in riddles for the rest of your life?

I'm good at both



Would you rather take a cruise ship to Alaska or to the Caribbean?

[AARR]

Yes you are

I'm good at both

Would you rather take a cruise ship to Alaska or to the Caribbean?

Caribbean, better diving and snorkeling.

Would you rather have to always skip or walk backwards?

[Michael]

Would you rather have to always skip or walk backwards?

Skip. As in skip the event.




Would you rather censor yourself and over think everything thing you say or just speak your mind and let the chips fall where they may?

[AARR]

Would you rather censor yourself and over think everything thing you say or just speak your mind and let the chips fall where they may?

The second is easier but less prudent so let it rip

Would you rather use chopsticks for every meal or your hands?