For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
My purpose in life is to make everyone else look relevant
Michael wrote:I wish to be charismatic. Granted. Very Charismatic! But you are still Irrelevant
I wish to go on one of AARR's morning jogs
Granted, but the wild animals are out when it's dark and it turns into a sprint for our lives
I wish for a delay
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
My sons flight was delayed by 24 hours and then there was another 24 hour layover for a total of 48 hour delay
Michael wrote:I wish for a delay. Granted. Your flight is delayed by a week!
I wish to shout from the rooftop
Granted, but afterwards your man side gets the better of you proving once again why...
I wish to jump from the roof top
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to live to see my youngest married
Granted, they go with the redneck theme.
I wish to work for NASA
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Coincidentally I have over 30 years in the janitorial business
Michael wrote:I wish to work for NASA. Granted. You finally get the gig with the North American Sanitation Administration. Janitors Without Borders Division
I wish for something amazing
Granted, you get a great picture inside a crocodiles mouth
I wish to join the air force
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to join the air force. Granted. But it's the Canada's Air Force eh?
I wish to go Internet free for a week
Granted, but you miss the alert that you are on the FBI's number one most wanted criminal for being conservative
I wish to visit Michael in jail
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish that AARR and Michael start a jail house ministry
Granted, but you start saying things that scare me
I wish for less politics
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, you design handle bars for this rocket but we don't know why
I wish to catch the Road Runner
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but you only get a bite because your kids want some too
I wish for a truce
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...