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Michael wrote: ↑

Tue Feb 13, 2024 10:44 am

I wish I could train my cat to attack.

Granted, but it attacks you.


I wish Michale had an attack dog to go with his attack cat.

AARR wrote: ↑

Tue Feb 13, 2024 3:56 pm

I wish Michael had an attack dog to go with his attack cat.

Granted. But they fight like cats and dogs





I wish for AARR to have a good Lent

Michael wrote: ↑

Wed Feb 14, 2024 8:34 am

I wish for AARR to have a good Lent

Granted, I give up nothing and skip the Easter parties.


I wish we could do Ordinary Time 52 weeks a year and skip everything else.

AARR wrote: ↑

Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:08 pm

I wish we could do Ordinary Time 52 weeks a year and skip everything else.

Granted. But an angry mob comes after you




I wish to calm the mob

Michael wrote: ↑

Thu Feb 15, 2024 10:22 am

I wish to calm the mob

Granted, you start a pie fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzOs4PX7UMs


I wish someone would through a PB Cream pie in my face.

AARR wrote: ↑

Thu Feb 15, 2024 2:56 pm

I wish someone would through a PB Cream pie in my face.

Granted. But you suddenly develop a peanut allergy.





I wish Biden would return my phone calls

Michael wrote: ↑

Fri Feb 16, 2024 10:28 am

I wish Biden would return my phone calls

Granted, but it's Jeff Dunham playing a joke on you.


I wish Godzilla movies showed more Godzilla and less people.

AARR wrote: ↑

Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:59 pm

I wish Godzilla movies showed more Godzilla and less people.

Granted. But now it is Godzilla, the Love Story




I wish I could understand AARR's fascination with Godzilla

Michael wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 17, 2024 9:08 am

I wish I could understand AARR's fascination with Godzilla

Granted, but then you also have to see into the mind of AARR.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4


I wish to play Jetlink in a game of chess

AARR wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 17, 2024 10:18 am

I wish to play Jetlink in a game of chess

Granted. But he beats you in an unprecedented 6 moves




I wish I had been quicker on the draw and got a photo of my closer encounter with a fox

Michael wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 17, 2024 5:43 pm

I wish I had been quicker on the draw and got a photo of my closer encounter with a fox

Granted, but it was not a fox, it was Wiley E Coyote and you are in the middle of his attempt to catch Road Runner.


I wish Michael would help Wiley catch the Road Runner

AARR wrote: ↑

Sun Feb 18, 2024 7:40 am

I wish Michael would help Wiley catch the Road Runner

Granted. But it means the end of the world as we know it!




I wish half a million would buy you more than a very modest ranch house in the sticks nowadays.

Michael wrote: ↑

Mon Feb 19, 2024 8:26 am

I wish half a million would buy you more than a very modest ranch house in the sticks nowadays.

Granted, but with the size of your family you have to live in a very large shoe.


I wish to appear in an Al Yankovic video

AARR wrote: ↑

Mon Feb 19, 2024 4:00 pm

I wish to appear in an Al Yankovic video

Granted. But only because you are terminally ill and All visits you in the hospital.

TOTALLY WORTH IT



I wish to know how AARR would rank the following 3 men; Red Green, Mr Bean and Weird Al

Michael wrote: ↑

Tue Feb 20, 2024 10:30 am

I wish to know how AARR would rank the following 3 men; Red Green, Mr Bean and Weird Al

1. Al Yankovic (funny & good music!)2. Red Green (ultimate rated PG man humor) 3. Mr. Bean (taking ordinary events and making them hilarious).

I wish to know how Michael would rank the following RRFan.com members for their contributions to the site; AARR, David Collins, Jetlink, Saturnalia, SD80MAC and ~Z~.

AARR wrote: ↑

Tue Feb 20, 2024 4:17 pm

I wish to know how Michael would rank the following RRFan.com members for their contributions to the site; AARR, David Collins, Jetlink, Saturnalia, SD80MAC and ~Z~.

Granted. But you are disappointed to find out that you are ranked last

This is Corrupt a Wish after all
Everyone of those guys contribute to the board equally but in a different/unique way. I would be ranked last!



I wish for AARR's advice

Michael wrote: ↑

Wed Feb 21, 2024 7:51 am

I wish for AARR's advice

Granted,


I wish to go beyond my comfort zone

AARR wrote: ↑

Wed Feb 21, 2024 3:02 pm

I wish to go beyond my comfort zone

Granted. You go beyond your comfort zone and move in with Michael





I wish I had a comfort zone

Michael wrote: ↑

Thu Feb 22, 2024 9:41 am

I wish I had a comfort zone

Granted, but you lose an arm.


I wish to join a railfan cult

AARR wrote: ↑

Thu Feb 22, 2024 4:13 pm

I wish to join a railfan cult

Granted, But they convince you that passenger trains are REAL trains




I wish AARR would join my cult