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AARR wrote:I wish to dress for success

Granted.
You successfully get your butt kicked




I wish to be the most interesting man in the world

Michael wrote:I wish to be the most interesting man in the world

Granted, but your farts still smell gross


I wish to be the most boring man in the world

AARR wrote:I wish to be the most boring man in the world

Granted....But ironically it gets you all the unwanted attention you were trying to avoid






I wish to avoid becoming a grumpy old know it all

Michael wrote:I wish to avoid becoming a grumpy old know it all

Granted, you add a sense of humor to it and I join you


I wish to regain my youthful optimism

AARR wrote:I wish to regain my youthful optimism

Granted. But it is in those same 19 minutes along with gaining perfect mental health, manning up, buying into Michael's Ponzi scheme and dressing for success just before getting hit by a car driven by Mrs AARR. Although in your youthful optimism before you pass you are optimistic that Mrs AARR won't remarry but you are dead wrong. Till death do you part






I wish to work smarter not harder

Michael wrote:I wish to work smarter not harder

Granted, but you still upset your daughter (and PETA, and Liberals, and Humane Society)

But at RRFan.com we applaud your smartness

I wish to work smarter and not harder too

AARR wrote:I wish to work smarter and not harder too

Granted. You work with Michael and we charge that little girl $1000 to get her cat down






I wish AARR would quit his day job and Corrupt Wishes all day

Michael wrote:I wish AARR would quit his day job and Corrupt Wishes all day

Granted, but since Michael is the only other poster I spend most of my time looking at the computer screen doing nothing and Mrs AARR weighs in on my new role


I wish Michael picks another career for me

Good point

AARR wrote:I wish Michael picks another career for me

Granted. You team up with Michael to do that fireman thing but we find that most cats know how to get down from trees










I wish for a quiet place

Michael wrote:I wish for a quiet place

Granted, but it's the calm before the epic fight


I wish for a safe place

AARR wrote:I wish for a safe place

Granted. But your memory is so poor you can't remember where it is







I wish for an all wheel drive vehicle

Michael wrote:I wish for an all wheel drive vehicle

Granted, and you take one of your kids along with you

90% of dads would do this without a second thought and 99.99% of moms would forbid it

I wish for an all wheel drive vehicle

AARR wrote:I wish for an all wheel drive vehicle

Granted, But nobody cares


and it doesn't help






I wish someone would wake up the sun

Michael wrote:I wish someone would wake up the sun

Granted, and to protect yourself from its rays you bring an effective sun block


I wish for a different sun block than Michael's

I'm glad we are near the end of this page

AARR wrote:I wish for a different sun block than Michael's

Granted. 6 months of solitary confinement should do it


Since you live in Michigan you won't even need it the other 6 months.




I wish to go to Narnia

Michael wrote:I wish to go to Narnia

Granted, but your daughter points out Narnia is illogical which drives you crazy


I wish to go to someplace warm

AARR wrote:I wish to go to someplace warm

Granted. But it quickly goes from warm to down right hot!







I wish to have better night vision

Michael wrote:I wish to have better night vision

Granted, but after years of blaming the kids you now know why the cheesecake disappears quickly


I wish to have better night vision

AARR wrote:I wish to have better night vision

Granted. But it requires you wear these special glasses all the time






I wish AARR was made a moderator of RailroadFan.com

Michael wrote:I wish AARR was made a moderator of RailroadFan.com

Granted, I allow politics and religion and this is Michael responding to someone who disagrees with him


I wish Michael was made a moderator of RailroadFan.com