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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2020 8:15 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to catch the Genie feeling magnanimous and have him grant me riches
Granted, but we get stranded on an island and have to give it up to be saved
I wish for a self-cleaning turtle pond
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2020 4:08 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish for a self-cleaning turtle pond
Granted. It is you. You clean it all by yourSELF
And it less than 5 minutes you are in over your head
I wish that AARR would call on Michael for help
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2020 7:00 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish that AARR would call on Michael for help
Granted, but it goes from bad to worse but we get to watch a train
I wish ~Z~ helps us
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2020 11:55 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish ~Z~ helps us
Granted. He rides by on his bike and laughs at us.
but we all needed a good laugh
I wish to see who will be the voice of reason
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2020 7:23 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to see who will be the voice of reason
Granted, as though you needed to ask
I wish to get down with my bad self
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:52 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to get down with my bad self
Granted. You start to but then Mrs AARR reminds you that you have other obligations shall we say
I wish for an unlimited supply
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:09 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish for an unlimited supply
Granted, you seem to have an unlimited supply of people upset with your ice-cream selection
I wish Michael offers better ice-cream
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2020 8:49 am
by Michael
You can't please the mob
AARR wrote:I wish Michael offers better ice-cream
Granted. It is now considered the best among elite Hollywood celebs and DC politicians alike but it is ridiculously expensive too
I wish to move to Gilligan's Island
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2020 9:12 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to move to Gilligan's Island
Granted, but Ginger and Maryann are replaced by these two
Look at it as your purgatory
I wish Michael finds a happy place on Gilligan's island
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2020 4:34 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish Michael finds a happy place on Gilligan's island
Granted. After headhunters from another island come and take Thing 1 & Thing 2, Michael is able to find a quiet happy place.
The End
I wish to fix my mistakes
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 7:20 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to fix my mistakes
Granted, and with my assistance we rock it out
I wish Michael and I start a handyman service
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 3:10 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish Michael and I start a handyman service
Granted. But the women find us neither handy nor handsome......
.....and as a result, we have yet another failed business venture.
On the bright side, at least we don't end up in jail.
I wish to get the benefit of the doubt
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2020 6:54 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to get the benefit of the doubt
Granted, but Mrs. Michael knows you too well
I wish to be the driver of a clown car
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:45 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to be the driver of a clown car
Granted, But you immediately regret it after hitting a squirrel
Don't worry the squirrel is ok
I wish to have an escape plan
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 6:37 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to be the driver of a clown car. Granted, But you immediately regret it after hitting a squirrel. Don't worry the squirrel is ok
I wish to have an escape plan
Granted, but I wish you would do less thinky and more help me worky
I wish to drive the get away car
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2020 12:23 pm
by Michael
It nice to be appreciated
AARR wrote:I wish to drive the get away car
Granted. But it is not until that very moment that we realize just how inexperienced at driving you are
I wish for a nice thunderstorm
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2020 3:24 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish for a nice thunderstorm
Granted, but even thunderstorms turn into sexists arguments
I wish for a thunderstorm too
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2020 4:21 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish for a thunderstorm too
Granted. It pours for hours and you enjoy every minutes of it until......
I wish to savor the flavor
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2020 7:17 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to savor the flavor
Granted, Nathan for You has a flavor for you
I wish Michael and I develop a get rich quick scheme
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2020 11:53 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish Michael and I develop a get rich quick scheme
Granted! But we get someone else rich quick
I wish AARR a Happy Father's Day