For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
I wish I lived in a van down by the river across from AARR
Granted, but you are "on the wrong side" of the tracks .
I wish the RailroadFan.com guys would build an epic Thomas Tank Engine layout
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish the RailroadFan.com guys would build an epic Thomas Tank Engine layout. Granted. But it is only epic by Thomas the Tank Engine standards. I'm embarrassed to say this is the most train modeling I've ever done
I wish I could fix anything
Granted, but Mrs. Michael no longer fins you handsome now that she finds you handy.
I wish Mrs. AARR found me handy and handsome
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish to keep my work wife away from my home wife
Granted, you die.
And you still get no respect.
I wish to live in a bachelor pad with a model railroad and exercise room
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish to live in a bachelor pad with a model railroad and exercise room
Grated. But "Bachelor Pad" is a just a euphemism for jail, and you have several other bachelors living with you.
I can show you the exercise room but not the model railroad
I wish both Jet (150 miles) and I (100 miles) have a good day biking on Saturday
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but it requires everyone to do exactly as mom says a no one gets hurt
I wish it was over
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish to know where David Collins decide to go to college
Granted, but it is not going exactly as planned.
I wish David posted here more often
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but I spend all my time asking you what you want posted on RailroadFan.com.
I wish ~Z~ would learn the difference between a GP38 and GP38-2
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish to ride the Southern Michigan Railroad again
Granted, but you have to pull Mrs. Michael away from the controls.
This is you pulling the train as punishment after she breaks the engine
I wish Michael's family would take Amtrak from Dearborn to Chicago
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but you may want to rethink your costume.
I wish stores would not put Christmas stuff out so soon
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish to know what happened to the gang at Cheers
Granted, but you missed something important.....
I wish to have lunch with my three favorite people
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...