Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish to replace my lawn with a nice pond complete with animals

Granted. It started that way but due to your neglecting of the pond due to railfanning, it looks like this now.



I wish Mrs AARR a nice Mother's Day

[AARR]

I wish Mrs AARR a nice Mother's Day

Granted, everyday is Mother's Day at Mrs. AARR's home.


I wish to see Big Foot

[Michael]

I wish to see Big Foot

Granted. But it is right up in your face




I wish for a talking cat

[AARR]

I wish for a talking cat

Granted, but it speaks in Cat.
https://www.tiktok.com/@beautynthebean/ ... 33?lang=en

I wish to understand my turtle

[Jochs]

Granted. Your turtle becomes Tippi Turtle, who speaks English, and annoys you for the rest of your life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLTEpuhGURE

I wish I had better vision so I wouldn't have to wear coke bottle bifocals.

[AARR]

I wish I had better vision so I wouldn't have to wear coke bottle bifocals.

Granted, but they are relocated on the back of your head.


I wish the Pistons had the number one draft selection

[Michael]

I wish the Pistons had the number one draft selection

Granted, But they blow it on a WNBA player


I wish the Piston's had picked Don Simon.

[AARR]

I wish the Piston's had picked Don Simon.

Granted, but after 3 minutes I injury myself and am out for the year.


I wish there was a Great Lakes Sea Serpent

[Michael]

I wish there was a Great Lakes Sea Serpent

Granted. But it just turns out to be Michael after he really let himself go




I wish to win the grand prize

[AARR]

I wish to win the grand prize

Granted, you finally win The Most Humble award...


I wish to simplify my life

[Michael]

I wish to simplify my life

Granted. Seems simple enough to me



I wish AARR luck in picking the right corner to panhandle. He could stand to make more than me and tax free.

[AARR]

I wish AARR luck in picking the right corner to panhandle. He could stand to make more than me and tax free.

Granted, but Mrs AARR leaves me...oh wait, that's not a bad thing...is it?


I wish Michael and I were spies

[Michael]

I wish Michael and I were spies

Granted. But it is not like James Bond




I wish AARR were part of the rebellion

[AARR]

I wish AARR were part of the rebellion

Granted, but ~Z~ banhammers me for being irrelevant and political.


I wish to write a number one song

[Michael]

I wish to write a number one song

Granted! Number 1!!!!!

NUMBER 1 WORST SONG


I wish I had not agreed to sing lead vocals for AARR's "Number one" song

[AARR]

I wish I had not agreed to sing lead vocals for AARR's "Number one" song

Granted, instead we make fools of ourselves playing air guitars and it goes viral.


I wish Michael didn't mention retiring SD38-2's in the Post A Word thread

[Michael]

I wish Michael didn't mention retiring SD38-2's in the Post A Word thread

Granted. Instead he posts that in the main forum where it causes a schism resulting in the banhammering of half the members who go off to form their own SD38-2 website




I wish to write a tell all book

[AARR]

I wish to write a tell all book

Granted, but the pictures are awkward.


I wish to be Michael's caddy

[Michael]

I wish to be Michael's caddy

Granted. But Michael stiffs you BUT he promises that on your death bed you will achieve full consciousness.

So you got that going for you.


I wish the people that started the Super Long Threads would continue to post in them

[AARR]

I wish the people that started the Super Long Threads would continue to post in them

Granted, but they are Woke now so ~Z~ banhammers 50% of the posts.


I wish to be a hobo with Michael