For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Would you rather get a steady salary or take a chance with profit sharing?
At this late stage in my career a steady income is preferred
Would you prefer to earn $10,000 a month or be paid $100,000 in a lump sum?
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Would you rather be considered useless but friendly or very knowledgeable but very unfriendly ?
I'd rather be the first but would pick the 2nd
Would you rather be considered useless but friendly or very knowledgeable but very unfriendly ?
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Would you rather have a cat that always sat on your lap or a dog that always followed you around?
Dog
Would you rather have a large aquarium with many kinds of fish or a small collection of rabbits, chickens, ducks, etc.
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Would you rather have a large aquarium with many kinds of fish or a small collection of rabbits, chickens, ducks, etc.
Collection of small animals . Mrs. AARR disapproves, though .
Would you rather live next to a large mostly abandoned/poorly maintained cemetery or a large abandoned/poorly maintained house?
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Would you rather look good but feel terrible or look terrible but feel great?
The 2nd, it works for me
Would you rather live next to a busy airport or train yard?
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Would you rather live next to a busy airport or train yard? Train Yard. If it wasn't a military airport it would just be boring.
Would you rather be limited to a 1 hour period of eating per day (23 hour fasting) or eat when you want but be limited by the amount?
I think the 2nd. As long as it equals 4000 calories a day I'm good with that .
Would you rather live by a busy Class 1 freight railroad yard or busy Military air base?
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Would you rather have to take 2 shots of vodka every morning or smoke 1 cigarette?
I plead ignorance...I've never tried either. I think I'd go with the vodka but having never tried it I may have some regrets
Would you rather start the day with cold pizza or a warm beer?
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I've thought about this many times and I'd go with the Lion
Would you rather have a "pet" 12' alligator or 20' anaconda?
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Would you rather have an assistant or make an extra $5k a year?
I am the assistant so I'll take the $5k
Would you rather your wife find you handy or handsome?
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Would you rather speak with a southern accent or a Boston accent?
Southern I think. Girls like the southern accent, right?
Would you rather speak fluent pig Latin or mock Swedish?
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