For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Would you rather have to wear stilettos to bed or have to wear slippers wherever you go?
Same as you. At least no one but Mrs AARR will know I have them on.
Would you rather have to wear a full tuxedo or a speedo every single day?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Would you rather have one big meal a day or 4 smaller meals that don't add up to the 1 big meal?
My rule is eat until it hurts then eat some more so give me one big meal. Actually I'd go with the second if it's a life style.
If you had to go on a reality show, would you rather go on Naked and Afraid or Fear Factor?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Would you rather work on an off shore oil rig or a as scientist in Antarctica?
Neither are a good match for me but I'll go with the physical labor of working on an off shore oil rig.
Would you rather wear a necktie every day or never be able to wear a necktie again?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Would you rather come across a wolf pack or one grizzly bear?
I think a wolf pack but both would be intense
Would you rather accidentally send a sexy text to a relative or to your boss?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Would you rather accidentally send a sexy text to a relative or to your boss?
Relative I think but both would be embarrassing.
Would you rather be missing a finger made or a toe?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Would you rather Michael typed replies tHat lOoKs lIkE tHiS or ALL IN CAPS?
All Caps
Would you rather clog the toilet on your first day of work or on a first date?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Would you rather investigate the Loch Ness Monster or Champ, the American counterpart hoax in Lake Champlain?
I truly wish one of them was even remotely worth investigating so since both are a waste of time, I guess I'll stay close to home and look for Champ.
Would you rather have horror films play on loop every time you shut your eyes, or have 'The Macarena' stuck in your head whenever you’re awake?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Would you rather your children both have quadruplets simultaneously or never have grandkids?
Let them have quads and have to deal with it (of course I will be doing a lot of grand child watching) .
Would you rather have to sing "I Like Big Butts" every time you meet someone new, or perform a three minute "Pop and Lock" dance routine?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Would you rather have to sing "I Like Big Butts" every time you meet someone new, or perform a three minute "Pop and Lock" dance routine?
I don't like big butts and I cannot lie so POP & LOCK it is. The beauty of it is that they will walk away after 30 seconds so I don't even have to meet them.
Would you rather watch a war movie or a romantic comedy?
Would you rather watch a war movie or a romantic comedy?
War movie. Not a fan of romantic comedies, they make me gag.
Would you rather all your underwear fabric be slightly itchy or all your socks slightly too small?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Would you rather all your underwear fabric be slightly itchy or all your socks slightly too small?
Same as you, tight socks.
Would you rather all of your house walls be covered with perky floral wallpaper or bright and shiny paint?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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