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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 11:16 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Sun Sep 19, 2021 10:05 am
I wish someone would teach me about trains
Granted, and I'm your host and you're in trouble Mister
I wish all passenger trains would be cancelled
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 8:42 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Sun Sep 19, 2021 11:16 am
I wish all passenger trains would be cancelled
Granted. But passengers just start riding freight trains........
Oh and half the guys on this board now hate your guts
I wish to find buried treasure
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 9:32 am
by David Collins
Michael wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 8:42 am
AARR wrote: ↑Sun Sep 19, 2021 11:16 am
I wish all passenger trains would be cancelled
Granted. But passengers just start riding freight trains........
Oh and half the guys on this board now hate your guts
I wish to find buried treasure
Granted, but it's just a bunch of tabs for pop cans
I wish my wishes were more realistic
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 9:32 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 8:42 am
I wish to find buried treasure
Granted, but it's someone else's treasure. It's garbage to you
I wish Michael has picked a gentler way to tell me my parents don't love me
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:14 pm
by Michael
David Collins wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 9:32 am
I wish my wishes were more realistic
Granted! But they still get corrupted
I wish there was a way to outsmart the Genie
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:26 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 9:32 am
I wish Michael has picked a gentler way to tell me my parents don't love me
Granted. Michael picks the most gentle way possible but your parents on the other hand......
I wish for something good to eat
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 6:59 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:26 pm
I wish for something good to eat
Granted, but you're in a country that considers this good food
I wish David, Michael and I count to a million outloud
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:32 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Tue Sep 21, 2021 6:59 am
I wish David, Michael and I count to a million outloud
Granted. But nobody listens to us
I wish to buy the ambulance that is for sale down the road
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 3:34 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:32 am
I wish to buy the ambulance that is for sale down the road
Granted, then you invite David and I over to go for a ride
I wish Mrs. AARR would let me drive a Hearst
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2021 1:37 pm
by David Collins
AARR wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 3:34 pm
Michael wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:32 am
I wish to buy the ambulance that is for sale down the road
Granted, then you invite David and I over to go for a ride
I wish Mrs. AARR would let me drive a Hearst
Granted, but it's for a reason that you wouldn't wish for
Thankfully the victim isn't related to you and they died in a very stupid way
I wish AARR did NOT drive a hearst
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2021 3:53 pm
by AARR
David Collins wrote: ↑Thu Sep 23, 2021 1:37 pm
I wish AARR did NOT drive a hearst
Granted, instead I drive this
Mr. AARR is even more embarrassed
I wish to play tic tac toe
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2021 4:09 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Thu Sep 23, 2021 3:53 pm
I wish to play tic tac toe
Granted. But you loose to a chicken!
I wish to win friends and influence others
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2021 6:34 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Thu Sep 23, 2021 4:09 pm
I wish to win friends and influence others
Granted, but you better hurry because in 10 years you'll enter this phase of your life
I wish everyone who has ever posted in Corrupt a Wish appears in an Al Yankovic parody video
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2021 9:24 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Thu Sep 23, 2021 6:34 pm
I wish everyone who has ever posted in Corrupt a Wish appears in an Al Yankovic parody video
Granted. But it is painfully boring
I wish to make an epic film with AARR
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2021 9:36 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Sun Sep 26, 2021 9:24 am
I wish to make an epic film with AARR
Granted, and of course the title is.....
I wish Michael, ~Z~ and I go Big Foot hunting in the UP
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:16 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Sun Sep 26, 2021 9:36 am
I wish Michael, ~Z~ and I go Big Foot hunting in the UP
Granted. But people think we are even crazier than we are
I wish to get a federal grant to study the endangered Unicorn
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 6:52 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:16 am
I wish to get a federal grant to study the endangered Unicorn
Sadly, I'll bet there are at least several idiot politicians who would approve this.
I wish Michael, David, Talk Talk and I go in search of the Unicorn.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:29 am
by Talk
AARR wrote: ↑Mon Sep 27, 2021 6:52 am
I wish Michael, David, Talk Talk and I go in search of the Unicorn.
Granted... but the gum was Grape Flavored
I wish Michael, AARR, & I find a new hobby
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 12:43 pm
by Michael
Talk wrote: ↑Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:29 am
I wish Michael, AARR, & I find a new hobby
Granted. But it is even crazier....
Extreme Ironing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extreme_ironing
I wish AARR, Talk and I stuck with extreme railfanning
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 1:36 pm
by David Collins
Granted, but it turns out extreme railfanning is basically just screaming and yelling over trains, in a sense, foaming.
You're welcome
I wish AARR, Talk and Michael did NOT stick with extreme railfanning