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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 8:48 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 9:48 am
I wish to create a zombie dance routine
Granted. You copy Thriller move for move
and you get sued
I wish to have bodyguards
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:59 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 8:48 am
I wish to have bodyguards
Granted, you already have bodyguards...Nobody is a match against your kids
I wish to mow my lawn
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 4:37 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:59 pm
I wish to mow my lawn
Granted. But in typical Michigan fashion it starts to snow when you are mowing
I wish AARR would mow my lawn/weeds
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:57 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 4:37 pm
I wish AARR would mow my lawn/weeds
Granted, but I get distracted by all the trains running through Plymouth
And when I'm not being distracted by trains I'm playing with your kids and pets
I wish for better focus
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 8:22 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:57 am
I wish for better focus
Granted. But you become obsessed with it
I wish for a comfortable pair of shoes
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:05 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 8:22 am
I wish for a comfortable pair of shoes
Granted, and they are actually pretty cool
But the animal rights people try to trip you all the time
I wish to start a lawn care business with Michael
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2021 9:21 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:05 am
I wish to start a lawn care business with Michael
Granted. But just like all the rest of our business start ups we have no idea what we are doing
and we go out of business are just one month....but at least we did not end up in jail
I wish AARR and I had at least 1 successful business venture in our lives
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2021 11:43 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Sun Mar 28, 2021 9:21 am
I wish AARR and I had at least 1 successful business venture in our lives
Granted, but we end up in jail
Who says white collar crimes don't pay
I wish for my youthful athleticism
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:11 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Sun Mar 28, 2021 11:43 am
I wish for my youthful athleticism
Granted. Sort of. You "identify" as a youthful 6 year old and compete with other 6 year olds in a tee ball championship and crush it!
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-identif ... ampionship
I wish that AARR out out in the same gulag
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2021 4:03 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:11 pm
I wish that AARR out out in the same gulag
I don't even know what your wish means
I wish a do-over for Michael
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2021 9:05 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 4:03 pm
I wish a do-over for Michael
Granted. But my do over wish has you even more confused
I wish it was Good Friday
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2021 11:20 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Fri Apr 02, 2021 9:05 am
I wish it was Good Friday
Granted, and to get some peace and quiet you and Mrs. Michael ride on top of the car going to Good Friday's service...
Wait a minute, which one of your kids is driving
I wish It was the Monday after Easter
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 9:17 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Fri Apr 02, 2021 11:20 am
I wish It was the Monday after Easter
Granted. But after working Saturday & Easter Sunday
I wish AARR and the rest of the RRFan.com gang a Happy Easter!
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 11:35 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Sun Apr 04, 2021 9:17 am
I wish AARR and the rest of the RRFan.com gang a Happy Easter!
Granted, but Easter is cancelled because of your dog
You had better hide your dog because even the atheist's are mad
I wish Michael and RailroadFan.com a Happy Easter
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 7:40 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Sun Apr 04, 2021 11:35 am
I wish Michael and RailroadFan.com a Happy Easter
Granted. But they all just look at you confused.
Is Easter still a holyday???
I wish for a good thunderstorm
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 6:28 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Mon Apr 05, 2021 7:40 am
I wish for a good thunderstorm
Granted, and after I'm hit by lightening you find the silver lining in the storm cloud
I wish Michael and I go snorkeling in a pond
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 4:34 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Mon Apr 05, 2021 6:28 pm
I wish Michael and I go snorkeling in a pond
Granted. Lot of fun too! but we end up covered in leeches
I wish that we go in the ocean next time
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:41 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 4:34 pm
I wish that we go in the ocean next time
Granted, but you're stung by a jellyfish and I save your life
You must reward me with $15,000
I wish the RailroadFan.com guys find an epic rail fanning location
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:49 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:41 pm
I wish the RailroadFan.com guys find an epic rail fanning location
Granted. But many of the guys get a little too excited
I wish stop and smell the flowers
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 6:53 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:49 pm
I wish stop and smell the flowers
Granted, but Mrs. Michael still is not happy with you
What's up with those shorts?
I wish for a pet spider