Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish I had my pilot license

Granted, but Jetlink trains you and he is scared.....


I wish insects would stay outside

[Michael]

I wish insects would stay outside

Granted. But YOU are also outside





I wish to git 'er done

[AARR]

I wish to git 'er done

Granted, but there is too much to do.


I wish to visit Jurassic Park with David, Michael and ~Z~.

[Michael]

I wish to visit Jurassic Park with David, Michael and ~Z~.

Granted. But Michael the IT guy gets attacked by a dinosaur after selling the company secrets.

Z gets eaten trying to hunt them down

AARR gets caught on the hopper

And poor David is simply never see again



I wish to see the movie Maverick

[AARR]

Well played Michael

I wish to visit Jurassic Park with David, Michael and ~Z~.

I wish to see the movie Maverick

Granted, but you have to watch this again too.
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I wish F14's were returned to active service

[Michael]

I wish F14's were returned to active service

Granted. But they have no armaments' and can't fly above 200mph




I wish to play it cool

[AARR]

I wish to play it cool

Granted, you develop this brain twister.


I wish to push the buttons

[David Collins]

I wish to push the buttons

Granted, But they're ~Z~'s buttons




I wish AARR and Michael would watch Top Gun Maverick

[Michael]

I wish AARR and Michael would watch Top Gun Maverick

Granted. But not till 2029 as Michael & AARR's wives already have their every moment planned




I wish for men's liberation

[AARR]

I wish for men's liberation

Granted, the women go on a long sabbatical leaving us men liberated to do all the chores without their help.


I wish Mrs. AARR and would join me on the Amazing Race

[David Collins]

I wish Mrs. AARR and would join me on the Amazing Race

Granted, but she doesn't join you as it's the great race to the bathroom



I wish to know if AARR and Michael are coming to the railroadfan meet

(I actually wanna know, I'll be there )

[AARR]

I wish to know if AARR and Michael are coming to the railroadfan meet

(I actually wanna know, I'll be there )

Granted, but the answer makes you cry.


I wish for a RailRoadFan.com train meet at Delray

[Michael]

I wish for a RailRoadFan.com train meet at Delray

Granted. But only the young foamers show up and well.....





I wish to write a hit song with AARR and David.

[AARR]

I wish to write a hit song with AARR and David.

Granted, but we are cancelled due to our lame dance routine.


I wish for to work on my model railroad for a whole day without interruptions

[Michael]

I wish for to work on my model railroad for a whole day without interruptions

Granted.


But then......



You brake your only pair of glasses





I wish AARR had a spare pair of glasses

[AARR]

I wish AARR had a spare pair of glasses

Granted, but they are the wrong prescription


I wish to start model railroading from the beginning in O Gauge (rather than HO)

[Michael]

I wish to start model railroading from the beginning in O Gauge (rather than HO)

Granted. But after all the time and money spent to convert you realize you made a mistake somewhere





I wish Jetlink had posted the Would You Rather

[AARR]

I wish Jetlink had posted the Would You Rather

Granted, but Michael responds with both political and religious answers and ~Z~ shuts it down.

But he has a good sense of humor about it.

I wish Michael would join the RailRoadFan.com guys for a bike meet

[Michael]

I wish Michael would join the RailRoadFan.com guys for a bike meet

Granted. But you end up having to ride on a tandem bike with Michael and doing most of the pedaling

But at least we have fun



I wish I had a reliable bike to go on a ride with the gang

[AARR]

I wish I had a reliable bike to go on a ride with the gang

Granted, but you have trouble keeping up.


I wish to see how many railfans can fit in a clown car