Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Mon Dec 20, 2021 6:03 pm
I wish AARR & David a very Merry Christmas
Granted, David gets everything he asked Santa for but AARR hates Christmas and tries to ruin it for everyone else :lol:
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I wish rules didn't apply to me
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AARR wrote:
Mon Dec 20, 2021 6:20 pm
I wish rules didn't apply to me
Granted. Including the rules/laws of gravity
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I wish for God's Mercy rather than His Justice

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Michael wrote:
Tue Dec 21, 2021 7:22 am
I wish for God's Mercy rather than His Justice
Granted, but you ask while golfing and God thinks you're talking about your golf game :lol:
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I wish I could eat this whole quart of Moose Tracks ice cream right now
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Dec 21, 2021 6:23 pm
I wish I could eat this whole quart of Moose Tracks ice cream right now


Granted. But it is not very appealing
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I wish David would get his priorities straight and post daily in Corrupt a Wish :lol:

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Michael wrote:
Wed Dec 22, 2021 9:04 am
I wish David would get his priorities straight and post daily in Corrupt a Wish :lol:
Granted, but he neglects to tell his mom he loves her :lol:
https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-mothe ... 42582.html?
He gets an attitude adjustment :lol:

I wish to join the Franciscans
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AARR wrote: I wish to join the Franciscans
god that hurt, at least it was only an image :lol:

Granted, but you’re not welcome, and almost immediately get kicked out


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David Collins wrote:
Wed Dec 22, 2021 3:09 pm
I wish I came up with better answers


Granted! But your questions are mediocre.......keep trying though :D




I wish David becomes a commercial pilot

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Michael wrote:
Wed Dec 22, 2021 3:19 pm

I wish David becomes a commercial pilot

Granted, but he’s a pilot for Ryanair, and he gets fired after he smoothly lands a 737 :lol:


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I wish to fly for Southwest so I can be jetlinks’ copilot on the 737 MAX 8 :D
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David Collins wrote:
Wed Dec 22, 2021 3:25 pm
I wish to fly for Southwest so I can be jetlinks’ copilot on the 737 MAX 8 :D
Granted, but Jetlink is so good you have nothing to do and sit around the dummy co-pilot in Airplane :lol:
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I wish the picture at the top of this page can pop up every Christmas season :lol:
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AARR wrote:
Thu Dec 23, 2021 8:38 am
I wish the picture at the top of this page can pop up every Christmas season :lol:
Granted, but you send that to EVERY member on railroadfan and get banhammered :lol:



I wish to finish this year in review video
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David Collins wrote:
Thu Dec 23, 2021 1:48 pm
I wish to finish this year in review video

Granted. But it is 2 hours of epic video fails

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hsjQ__wCj0





I wish Don AARR Ebenzer Scrouge Simon was visited by the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present & Future

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Michael wrote:
Thu Dec 23, 2021 2:10 pm
I wish Don AARR Ebenzer Scrouge Simon was visited by the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present & Future
Granted, but it happens at night, so that goes well…

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I wish to be chairman of the board
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Michael wrote:
Thu Dec 23, 2021 2:10 pm
I wish Don AARR Ebenezer Scrouge Simon was visited by the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present & Future
Granted, but they scare me and have to ask Mrs. AARR to protect me...and lose my man card :lol:
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I wish to drive the appropriate vehicle in the next Woodward Dream Cruise
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Dec 23, 2021 4:02 pm
I wish to drive the appropriate vehicle in the next Woodward Dream Cruise
Granted. You drive your Honda FIT but you get into an accident
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I wish AARR would post in EVERY thread so they all show a green AARR

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The top picture on this page makes me laugh every time :lol:
Michael wrote:
Thu Dec 23, 2021 5:12 pm
I wish AARR would post in EVERY thread so they all show a green AARR
Granted, but my irrelevancy goes beyond mildly humorous to insanely irritating and ~Z~ banhammers me and makes David my replacement moderator. :lol:
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Here is David disagreeing with a post from Michael :lol:

I wish Michael would come over to the right side and realize Christmas has been sabotaged and is no longer spiritual
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Dec 23, 2021 6:01 pm
I wish Michael would come over to the right side and realize Christmas has been sabotaged and is no longer spiritual


Granted. He listens to AARR
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but after bring visited by the ghost of Christmas past PSG (Plymouth Station Guy) Michael comes to his senses.

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I wish AARR gets the lump of coal I got him

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Michael wrote:
Fri Dec 24, 2021 3:46 pm
I wish AARR gets the lump of coal I got him
Granted, but I use it to fuel my steam engine :lol:
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Michael gets the last laugh when the EPA sues me for contributing to global warming :lol:

I wish to get enough coal from Michael to operate my fleet of steam engines
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri Dec 24, 2021 6:04 pm
I wish to get enough coal from Michael to operate my fleet of steam engines
Granted, but it’s only enough to move them 1 inch, so then you go broke :lol:



I wish for world peace and for everyone to have a safe & healthy Christmas
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Busiest day in the history of the Super Long Threads! Thank to you gentlemen 8)

David Collins wrote:
Fri Dec 24, 2021 6:13 pm
I wish for world peace and for everyone to have a safe & healthy Christmas

Granted. World peace breaks out only to have aliens attack
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Would you rather have a snowless winter but have it stay cold till July or the usual miserable Michigan winter?

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Michael wrote:
Fri Dec 24, 2021 8:31 pm
Would you rather have a snowless winter but have it stay cold till July or the usual miserable Michigan winter?
I think the 2nd but it seems like we've had the 1st before too :(
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I wish Michael would post a Corrupt a Wish in this thread instead of a Would You Rather :lol:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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