Corrupt a Wish

For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts. :)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Sat Aug 20, 2022 9:26 am
I wish to have lunch with my three favorite people

Granted. But your three favorite people don't like you and before you know it you are all staring at your phones
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I wish go a week, phone free

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Michael wrote:
Sun Aug 21, 2022 9:51 am
I wish go a week, phone free
Granted, but we're all concerned about you.
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I wish to peak my curiosity
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Aug 21, 2022 10:55 am
I wish to peak my curiosity

Granted. But it kills you
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I wish I had a better endgame

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Michael wrote:
Mon Aug 22, 2022 11:34 am
I wish I had a better endgame
Granted, but you end up in a rap battle and you are no EMINEM.
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I wish my infected finger would heal already
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Aug 22, 2022 3:19 pm
I wish my infected finger would heal already


Granted. Your finger heals quite nicely
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But they rest of your body will take a while



I wish one of AARR's paper railroads came to life

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Michael wrote:
Wed Aug 24, 2022 8:33 am
I wish one of AARR's paper railroads came to life
Granted, but now I have to run it and I am no Mr. TSB when it comes to running a railroad.
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I wish one of my paper railroads came to life and Buster and SD80MAC managed it for me
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed Aug 24, 2022 8:51 am
I wish one of my paper railroads came to life and Buster and SD80MAC managed it for me


Granted. But they run it into bankruptcy after they embezzle from your company
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I wish we could get a chance to see if one of AARR's paper railroads was profitable.

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Michael wrote:
Thu Aug 25, 2022 9:25 am
I wish we could get a chance to see if one of AARR's paper railroads was profitable.
Granted, but its Monopoly profitable.
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I wish to play Michael in a game of monopoly to the death
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Aug 25, 2022 1:17 pm
I wish to play Michael in a game of monopoly to the death
Granted. But it takes us 40 years to play
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At which point we literally drop dead




I wish AARR had chosen something simpler like a game of HORSE

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Michael wrote:
Thu Aug 25, 2022 8:24 pm
I wish AARR had chosen something simpler like a game of HORSE
Granted, and its epic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21-S6rdbQ1U


I wish Michael and I played ~Z~ and Jetlink in a game of basketball
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri Aug 26, 2022 6:52 am
I wish Michael and I played ~Z~ and Jetlink in a game of basketball


Granted. But your team mate Michael embarrasses you thoroughly
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I wish to do small things with great love

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Out on the court all I care about is can you shoot the rock
Michael wrote:
Fri Aug 26, 2022 6:39 pm
I wish Michael and I played ~Z~ and Jetlink in a game of basketball.
Granted. But your team mate Michael embarrasses you thoroughly

I wish to do small things with great love
Granted :lol:
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I wish for something that I can't be made fun of
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri Aug 26, 2022 7:10 pm
I wish for something that I can't be made fun of


Granted. But it has nothing to do with you
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I wish I could remember the names of people I meet

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Michael wrote:
Sun Aug 28, 2022 9:09 am
I wish I could remember the names of people I meet
Granted, but you forget the names of your wife (and it is not Mrs. Michael), your kids, your father in law, etc.
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I wish something was both healthy for you and tasted good
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Aug 28, 2022 9:43 am
I wish something was both healthy for you and tasted good


Granted. But it cost a fortune!
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I wish it would rain on my parade

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Michael wrote:
Mon Aug 29, 2022 9:28 am
I wish it would rain on my parade
Granted, but at least you brought your umbrella :lol:
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I wish for a cool nick name
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Aug 29, 2022 9:58 am
I wish for a cool nick name

Granted. The coolest! But it is still irrelevant
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I wish AARR and I wrote a book on the art of Manliness

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Michael wrote:
Tue Aug 30, 2022 3:13 pm
I wish AARR and I wrote a book on the art of Manliness
Granted, but we have to write a coloring book to get men to buy it.
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I wish Michael and I wrote a book about how women can be better wives :lol:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Aug 30, 2022 6:45 pm
I wish Michael and I wrote a book about how women can be better wives :lol:


Granted. Oddly our wives are supportive at first as the money from our massive book sales rolls in but then when the money slows down they leaves us and take half the money and run. The lawyers take the other half.
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I wish to play 4D chess

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Michael wrote:
Wed Aug 31, 2022 10:23 am
I wish to play 4D chess
Granted, but the consequences for taking your daughters queen is your life.
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I wish Michael would play me in chess
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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