Corrupt a Wish

For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts. :)
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AARR wrote:
Mon Mar 22, 2021 9:48 am
I wish to create a zombie dance routine


Granted. You copy Thriller move for move


and you get sued




I wish to have bodyguards

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Michael wrote:
Tue Mar 23, 2021 8:48 am
I wish to have bodyguards
:lol: Granted, you already have bodyguards...Nobody is a match against your kids :lol:
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I wish to mow my lawn
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:59 pm
I wish to mow my lawn


Granted. But in typical Michigan fashion it starts to snow when you are mowing
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I wish AARR would mow my lawn/weeds

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Michael wrote:
Tue Mar 23, 2021 4:37 pm
I wish AARR would mow my lawn/weeds
Granted, but I get distracted by all the trains running through Plymouth :lol:
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And when I'm not being distracted by trains I'm playing with your kids and pets :lol:

I wish for better focus
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:57 am
I wish for better focus


Granted. But you become obsessed with it
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I wish for a comfortable pair of shoes

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Michael wrote:
Thu Mar 25, 2021 8:22 am
I wish for a comfortable pair of shoes
Granted, and they are actually pretty cool 8)
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But the animal rights people try to trip you all the time :lol:

I wish to start a lawn care business with Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:05 am
I wish to start a lawn care business with Michael


Granted. But just like all the rest of our business start ups we have no idea what we are doing
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and we go out of business are just one month....but at least we did not end up in jail :lol:




I wish AARR and I had at least 1 successful business venture in our lives

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Michael wrote:
Sun Mar 28, 2021 9:21 am
I wish AARR and I had at least 1 successful business venture in our lives
Granted, but we end up in jail :lol:
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Who says white collar crimes don't pay :lol:

I wish for my youthful athleticism
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Mar 28, 2021 11:43 am
I wish for my youthful athleticism

Granted. Sort of. You "identify" as a youthful 6 year old and compete with other 6 year olds in a tee ball championship and crush it! :lol:
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I wish that AARR out out in the same gulag

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Michael wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:11 pm
I wish that AARR out out in the same gulag
I don't even know what your wish means :? :lol:
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I wish a do-over for Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 4:03 pm
I wish a do-over for Michael

Granted. But my do over wish has you even more confused
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I wish it was Good Friday

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Michael wrote:
Fri Apr 02, 2021 9:05 am
I wish it was Good Friday
Granted, and to get some peace and quiet you and Mrs. Michael ride on top of the car going to Good Friday's service...
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Wait a minute, which one of your kids is driving :lol:

I wish It was the Monday after Easter
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri Apr 02, 2021 11:20 am
I wish It was the Monday after Easter
Granted. But after working Saturday & Easter Sunday
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I wish AARR and the rest of the RRFan.com gang a Happy Easter!

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Michael wrote:
Sun Apr 04, 2021 9:17 am
I wish AARR and the rest of the RRFan.com gang a Happy Easter!
Granted, but Easter is cancelled because of your dog :o
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You had better hide your dog because even the atheist's are mad :lol:

I wish Michael and RailroadFan.com a Happy Easter :D
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Apr 04, 2021 11:35 am
I wish Michael and RailroadFan.com a Happy Easter :D

Granted. But they all just look at you confused.
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Is Easter still a holyday???



I wish for a good thunderstorm

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Michael wrote:
Mon Apr 05, 2021 7:40 am
I wish for a good thunderstorm
Granted, and after I'm hit by lightening you find the silver lining in the storm cloud :lol: Image

I wish Michael and I go snorkeling in a pond
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Apr 05, 2021 6:28 pm
I wish Michael and I go snorkeling in a pond

Granted. Lot of fun too! but we end up covered in leeches
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I wish that we go in the ocean next time

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Michael wrote:
Tue Apr 06, 2021 4:34 pm
I wish that we go in the ocean next time
Granted, but you're stung by a jellyfish and I save your life :lol:
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You must reward me with $15,000 :lol:

I wish the RailroadFan.com guys find an epic rail fanning location
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:41 pm
I wish the RailroadFan.com guys find an epic rail fanning location


Granted. But many of the guys get a little too excited
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I wish stop and smell the flowers

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Michael wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:49 pm
I wish stop and smell the flowers
Granted, but Mrs. Michael still is not happy with you :lol:
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What's up with those shorts? :shock:

I wish for a pet spider
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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