For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
I wish to invent something useful for the next RailRoadFan.com meet
Granted. Many of the members find this invention particularly useful
But some budding young entrepreneur see your invention and gets to the patent office first
I wish one of AARR's get rich quick schemes actually worked and that I could hit him up for a loan before he blows it all on Model Trains, Cheesecake and biking paraphernalia
I wish one of AARR's get rich quick schemes actually worked and that I could hit him up for a loan before he blows it all on Model Trains, Cheesecake and biking paraphernalia
Granted, but Mrs. AARR gets everything before either of us
I wish Michael and I do something without getting permission from our wives first
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish to see AARR & Michael show up drunk to the RailroadFan.com meeting
Granted, here is Michael, AARR, Jet and ~Z~ at the after meet party getting our buzz on
It's a non-alcoholic beverage
I wish Mrs AARR would let me decide what to do on my birthday
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish Mrs AARR would let me decide what to do on my birthday
Granted. But it requires calling in some HEAVY favors from some scary people
I wish AARR a Happy Birthday and if we use his logic then doing what Mrs AARR wants to do for his birthday would makes her happy thus making AARR happy
I wish AARR a Happy Birthday and if we use his logic then doing what Mrs AARR wants to do for his birthday would makes her happy thus making AARR happy
Granted,
I wish Michael and I discover gold
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish Michael and I discover gold. Granted. We discover our wives are Gold Diggers
I wish to quit while I'm ahead
Granted, but we unveil another issue with you at my expense
I wish to get ahead then quit
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish AARR and I could make a live action movie about Hong Kong Phooey
Granted, but it gets ugly when we both fall in love with the girl
I wish RailRoadFan.com would meet at Erma's Frozen Custard
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish RailRoadFan.com would meet at Erma's Frozen Custard
Granted. But the gang are spread out over 3 locations each of which claims to be the ORIGINAL Erma's and end up being mad at you for not being more specific.
I wish the gang would instead meet at Buddy's pizza. How many of those can there be?
I wish the gang would instead meet at Buddy's pizza. How many of those can there be?
Granted, but after eating two large and loaded pizza's I'm unable to ride my bike home
I wish the RailRoadFan.com guys stop at Great Lakes Hobbies on our bike ride
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but our wives are not impressed with either of us
I wish be present when Michael tells Mrs. Michael AARR suggested he build a model railroad and he thinks it's a great idea
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
But because Michael is notoriously lazy and had little knowledge beyond computers, it all just sits in boxes unbuilt
I wish for AARR's help to build my epic model railroad
Granted, but with my limited talents this is the best I can come up with
I wish someone shared my hobby of paper railroads
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted. You protest the 1 cent increase in the price of cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory and you get a lifetime ban.
That'll learn you to keep your mouth shut
I wish Michael and I start an uprising against the Man
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...