Corrupt a Wish

For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts. :)
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AARR wrote:
Sat May 21, 2022 6:53 am
I wish Mrs. AARR would move with me to Alaska and live off-grid

Granted. Mrs AARR lasts about a week before she moves back home whereas you stick it out remarry a bush woman and start a whole new family not to mention a new, albeit fake, reality TV Show which ironically puts you right back on the grid.
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I wish to teach advanced math

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:lol: Except I do not get married and live as a happy bachelor.
Michael wrote:
Sun May 22, 2022 7:41 am
I wish Mrs. AARR would move with me to Alaska and live off-grid.
Granted. Mrs AARR lasts about a week before she moves back home whereas you stick it out remarry a bush woman and start a whole new family not to mention a new, albeit fake, reality TV Show which ironically puts you right back on the grid.

I wish to teach advanced math
Granted, but you don't even understand what you are teaching.
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I wish David will teach me advanced railfanning
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun May 22, 2022 8:14 am
:lol: Except I do not get married and live as a happy bachelor.


Hey, Its Corrupt a Wish pal. Not Happily Ever After ! :lol:

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AARR wrote:
Sun May 22, 2022 8:14 am
I wish David will teach me advanced railfanning
Granted, but you then go broke after having to buy a $500 tripod, $170 camcorder, $700 drone, $2300 dollar DSLR camera and gas :shock:


I wish for perfect weather during the railroadfan.com meetup in Deshler :D

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David Collins wrote:
Sun May 22, 2022 10:42 am
I wish for perfect weather during the railroadfan.com meetup in Deshler :D
Granted, but its at Durand. In Deshler it's like this...
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I wish they still put prizes in cereal boxes
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon May 23, 2022 6:57 am
I wish they still put prizes in cereal boxes

Granted. But Mrs AARR get the prize every time
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I wish that my car mechanic did not always find other things wrong with my car other than what I brought it in for

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Michael wrote:
Tue May 24, 2022 6:48 am
I wish that my car mechanic did not always find other things wrong with my car other than what I brought it in for
Granted, but now your priest does.
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I wish I was Michael's car mechanic
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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I'll never join Facebook. That will be on my tombstone :lol:
AARR wrote:
Tue May 24, 2022 8:36 am
I wish I was Michael's car mechanic


Granted. But Michael can only pay you with a coupon book good for "free hugs" :roll:
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I wish David knew he was among friends in the Super Long Threads

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Michael wrote:
Tue May 24, 2022 9:47 am
I wish David knew he was among friends in the Super Long Threads
Granted, but one of David's pet-peeves is being constantly reminded of things, and then he creates a ruckus in Deshler :lol:



I wish that it isn't going to rain on prom day :(

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David Collins wrote:
Tue May 24, 2022 11:44 am
I wish that it isn't going to rain on prom day :(

Granted. It's much to cold for rain, it's Michigan, instead you get snow
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I wish for peace and tranquility

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Michael wrote:
Tue May 24, 2022 12:22 pm
I wish for peace and tranquility
Granted, you join the Amish.
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I wish to join the Air Force
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed May 25, 2022 6:48 am
I wish to join the Air Force
Granted, but you fall down the steps walking up to Air Force One :lol:


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I wish all of this ruckus about TLU's would end :(

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David Collins wrote:
Wed May 25, 2022 10:48 am
I wish all of this ruckus about TLU's would end :(


Granted. But a new one starts just as quickly :roll:
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I wish David makes a lot of new friends at the RailRoadFan.com Meetup in Deshler

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Michael wrote:
Wed May 25, 2022 12:16 pm
I wish David makes a lot of new friends at the RailRoadFan.com Meetup in Deshler
Granted, but he's so busy talking he misses great picture opportunities.
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I wish to do Mimes with David and Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed May 25, 2022 6:22 pm
I wish to do Mimes with David and Michael

Granted. But even though the Corrupt a Wish genie knows you probably meant MEMES, he stick with MIMES and of course everyone hates mimes so as usual, we end up in jail. :lol:
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I wish that for David's sake we get bailed out of jail before the Deshler meetup

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Michael wrote:
Thu May 26, 2022 8:50 am
I wish that for David's sake we get bailed out of jail before the Deshler meetup
Granted, but his new girlfriend tells him its either her or trains and he chooses.....
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I wish for another PB and chocolate donut
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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That actually sounds really good, I could eat a whole box them :lol:
AARR wrote:
Thu May 26, 2022 9:05 am
I wish for another PB and chocolate donut

Granted, but you give it to Michael :)


I wish to wish Michael a happy birthday :D

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David Collins wrote:
Thu May 26, 2022 9:12 am
I wish to wish Michael a happy birthday :D


Granted. He says "Thanks Buddy :)" but then forgets your birthday.......
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I wish it was Friday

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Michael wrote:
Fri May 27, 2022 7:42 am
I wish it was Friday
Granted, but now this song is stuck in your head.


I wish for a different Friday song
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri May 27, 2022 8:14 am
I wish for a different Friday song


Granted. But it is now Saturday
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I wish I had my pilot license

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