Corrupt a Wish

For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts. :)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Fri May 21, 2021 9:29 am
I wish to go fishing with Michael

Granted. It starts out great! Michael catches a big one but while he is taking a photo of it, you disappear :?
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I wish to find out whatever happened at AARR?

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:lol:
Michael wrote:
Fri May 21, 2021 10:58 am
I wish to go fishing with Michael. Granted. It starts out great! Michael catches a big one but while he is taking a photo of it, you disappear :?

I wish to find out whatever happened at AARR?
Granted, I call you with the "inside" scoop :lol:
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I wish to hunt turkey with Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sat May 22, 2021 7:45 am
I wish to hunt turkey with Michael

Granted. But Michael is not much of a hunter :shock:
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I wish to be a professional lock picker

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Michael wrote:
Sat May 22, 2021 11:41 am
I wish to be a professional lock picker
Granted, but you and Mrs. Michael feel the need to wear these cheesy shirts :lol:
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I wish Michael joins me at the ballet
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun May 23, 2021 7:21 am
I wish Michael joins me at the ballet


Granted. But it is even worse than we imagined
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I wish AARR and I skipped the ballet to railfan

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The worst part is we can't dance
Michael wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 8:11 am
I wish Michael joins me at the ballet. Granted. But it is even worse than we imagined.

I wish AARR and I skipped the ballet to railfan
Granted, you, me and PSG dress in our winter attire when it's 90 degrees outside and spook the train crews who feel we're stalking them :lol:
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I wish TW joined us while we railfan
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 8:28 am
I wish TW joined us while we railfan


Granted. But it turns out that TW is even crazier than we are. :shock:
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I wish AARR and I owned the ice cream shop in the old Plymouth depot

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Michael wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 11:45 am
I wish AARR and I owned the ice cream shop in the old Plymouth depot
Granted, we hire Nathan For You to develop a unique flavor :lol:


I wish Michael and I create a legitimate business
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue May 25, 2021 8:28 am
I wish Michael and I create a legitimate business

Granted. We use your experience as the "Don'" to muscle our way into the "cleaning & sanitation" business
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But your legitimate business partner Michael "Corleone" turns on you
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I wish for a better ending

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Michael wrote:
Tue May 25, 2021 4:32 pm
I wish for a better ending
Granted, but the grim REAPER still takes you :lol:
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I wish to be pass away in my sleep (or while making love to Mrs. AARR, that will be ok too) :lol:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed May 26, 2021 7:14 am
I wish to pass away while making love to Mrs. AARR :lol:

Granted. But Mrs AARR is charged with murder! Odd really since your death is labelled Covid.
The good news is a jury of her peers (i.e her friends and family) finds her innocent so you won't have that on your conscious :lol:






I wish me a Happy Birthday 8)

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Mrs. AARR is cunning and could easily have me killed and make it look like an accident :lol:
Michael wrote:
Wed May 26, 2021 11:15 am
I wish to pass away while making love to Mrs. AARR :lol:. Granted. But Mrs AARR is charged with murder! Odd really since your death is labelled Covid. The good news is a jury of her peers (i.e her friends and family) finds her innocent so you won't have that on your conscious :lol:

I wish me a Happy Birthday 8)
Granted, but my practical joke fails in the RailRoadFan.com group picture :lol:
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I wish for a mulligan
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed May 26, 2021 8:19 pm
I wish for a mulligan


Granted. You get a do over but you blow it even worse
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I wish It was cold and rainy

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Michael wrote:
Fri May 28, 2021 9:19 am
I wish It was cold and rainy
Granted, but you are arrested for holding the weather reporter accountable for their fake report :lol:
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I wish it was Friday
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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It's about time one of those charlatans was help accountable ! :lol:
AARR wrote:
Fri May 28, 2021 10:33 am
I wish it was Friday

Granted But.....
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I wish all of AARR's exercise counted towards my body

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Michael wrote:
Fri May 28, 2021 10:46 am
I wish all of AARR's exercise counted towards my body
Granted, but all of my psychological disorders also count towards you too :lol:


I wish Mrs. AARR understood the compromise means she has to give me at least a little of something I want
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sat May 29, 2021 7:53 am
I wish Mrs. AARR understood the compromise means she has to give me at least a little of something I want

Granted. But it is not what you were hoping for
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I wish to get another epic walk in tonight

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You pretty much nailed it :lol:
Michael wrote:
Sat May 29, 2021 5:25 pm
I wish Mrs. AARR understood the compromise means she has to give me at least a little of something I want. Granted. But it is not what you were hoping for.

I wish to get another epic walk in tonight
Granted, :lol:


I wish to understand
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun May 30, 2021 7:25 am
I wish to understand

Granted. But now you have to explain it to the rest of us
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I wish to be more observant

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I can't explain it :?
Michael wrote:
Mon May 31, 2021 9:02 am
I wish to understand. Granted. But now you have to explain it to the rest of us.

I wish to be more observant
Granted, :lol:
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I wish to invent something useful for the next RailRoadFan.com meet
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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