Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Fri May 07, 2021 1:52 pm
I wish to Industrial Dance with Mrs. AARR
Granted. But you should have practiced first
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I wish cooler heads prevailed

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Michael wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 6:56 am
I wish cooler heads prevailed
Granted, everyone goes out and gets drunk :lol:
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I wish to photobomb Michael's family picture
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 7:01 am
I wish to photobomb Michael's family picture


Granted. But Michael has so many kids that no one even notices you in the photo
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I wish to catch up on my work

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I will do something to stand out :twisted:
Michael wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 7:44 pm
I wish to photobomb Michael's family picture. Granted. But Michael has so many kids that no one even notices you in the photo.

I wish to catch up on my work
Granted, but first remember your password :lol:
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I wish to remember my password
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu May 13, 2021 8:26 am
I wish to remember my password

Granted. But now Mrs AARR wants to know it :shock:
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I wish that AARR and I were sent to prison by a military court for a crime that we didn't commit where we promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground where, still wanted by the government, we survive as soldiers of fortune.

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Michael wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 9:09 am
I wish that AARR and I were sent to prison by a military court for a crime that we didn't commit where we promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground where, still wanted by the government, we survive as soldiers of fortune.
Granted, SW, Talk Talk and 1949 join us :lol:
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I wish Michael would join my crime fighting team and be the Spot to my Hong Kong Phooey
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 12:56 pm
I wish Michael would join my crime fighting team and be the Spot to my Hong Kong Phooey

Granted. But you have to change his litter box
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I wish people would stop saying "I have a quick question" because it is never quick but I think they are expecting a quick response, a quick answer and a quick fix.

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Michael wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 2:27 pm
I wish people would stop saying "I have a quick question" because it is never quick but I think they are expecting a quick response, a quick answer and a quick fix.
Granted, :lol:


I wish to sleep while being told boring stories
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sat May 15, 2021 7:39 am
I wish to sleep while being told boring stories


Granted. Unfortunately it is while you are driving in the car with Michael
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Michael was telling you another boring story about feeding an alligator :lol:




I wish to really enjoy the summer

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Michael wrote:
Sat May 15, 2021 9:40 am
I wish to really enjoy the summer
Granted, we build an epic Thomas the Tank Engine railroad 8)
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I wish the church Nervous Nellie hadn't freaked out when I walked in without a mask :roll:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Man I miss Florida :cry:
AARR wrote:
Sun May 16, 2021 7:22 am
I wish the church Nervous Nellie hadn't freaked out when I walked in without a mask :roll:


Granted. But she still freaks out when you walk in with no pants
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I wish I lived in Florida or Texas

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Michael wrote:
Sun May 16, 2021 9:21 am
I wish I lived in Florida or Texas
Granted :lol:
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I wish to live the dream
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon May 17, 2021 7:02 am
I wish to live the dream

Granted. You peed in your dream and you peed in bed.
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Bad idea


I wish to pass go and collect $200

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Michael wrote:
Tue May 18, 2021 8:15 am
I wish to pass go and collect $200
Granted, but in 2021 it looks something like this...
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I wish Michael and I take Los Vegas by storm
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue May 18, 2021 8:56 am
I wish Michael and I take Los Vegas by storm

Granted. But it's a mild storm at best
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You bring your pet tiger and Michael's brings his youngest which doesn't make you happy




I wish AARR and I were trend setters

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I'm ok with that 8)
Michael wrote:
Wed May 19, 2021 8:08 am
I wish Michael and I take Los Vegas by storm. Granted. But it's a mild storm at best. You bring your pet tiger and Michael's brings his youngest which doesn't make you happy

I wish AARR and I were trend setters
Granted but as usual our idea lands us in jail where we are not so trendy in our solid whiteys :lol:
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I wish Michael and I did something that didn't get us arrested
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed May 19, 2021 9:07 am
I wish Michael and I did something that didn't get us arrested


Granted. We are Marxist rioters burning cities, robbing, raping and killing.......
So long as we have ANTIFA or BLM on our shirt we are sure to not be arrested :roll:

But we end up in hell. :cry:



I wish this "new dawn" wasn't so eerily similar to the red dawn

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Michael wrote:
Wed May 19, 2021 11:06 am
I wish this "new dawn" wasn't so eerily similar to the red dawn
Granted, we have a plan :lol:
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Whosever idea it was to wear the hats gets shot first :lol:

I wish Michael wasn't so dark
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu May 20, 2021 7:12 am
I wish Michael wasn't so dark

Granted. But now he is even more irrelevant
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I wish to TGIF

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Michael wrote:
Fri May 21, 2021 8:08 am
I wish to TGIF
Granted, and we do our Friday Happy Dance.....
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And promptly get ban hammered by ~Z~ :lol:

I wish to go fishing with Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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