Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Mon May 31, 2021 12:56 pm
I wish to invent something useful for the next RailRoadFan.com meet


Granted. Many of the members find this invention particularly useful
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But some budding young entrepreneur see your invention and gets to the patent office first



I wish one of AARR's get rich quick schemes actually worked and that I could hit him up for a loan before he blows it all on Model Trains, Cheesecake and biking paraphernalia :lol:

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Michael wrote:
Tue Jun 01, 2021 4:01 pm
I wish one of AARR's get rich quick schemes actually worked and that I could hit him up for a loan before he blows it all on Model Trains, Cheesecake and biking paraphernalia :lol:
Granted, but Mrs. AARR gets everything before either of us :lol:
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I wish Michael and I do something without getting permission from our wives first :twisted:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Tue Jun 01, 2021 4:54 pm
I wish Michael and I do something without getting permission from our wives first :twisted:



Granted! :)









Oh sorry I thought you said girlfriends not wives. Neverminded. You're toast :lol:





I wish to see AARR & Michael show up drunk to the RailroadFan.com meeting

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Wed Jun 02, 2021 12:26 pm
I wish to see AARR & Michael show up drunk to the RailroadFan.com meeting
Granted, here is Michael, AARR, Jet and ~Z~ at the after meet party getting our buzz on :lol:
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It's a non-alcoholic beverage :lol:

I wish Mrs AARR would let me decide what to do on my birthday
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Wed Jun 02, 2021 4:01 pm
I wish Mrs AARR would let me decide what to do on my birthday

Granted. But it requires calling in some HEAVY favors from some scary people
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I wish AARR a Happy Birthday and if we use his logic then doing what Mrs AARR wants to do for his birthday would makes her happy thus making AARR happy :lol:

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Michael wrote:
Wed Jun 02, 2021 4:54 pm
I wish AARR a Happy Birthday and if we use his logic then doing what Mrs AARR wants to do for his birthday would makes her happy thus making AARR happy :lol:
Granted, :lol:
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I wish Michael and I discover gold
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Jun 03, 2021 7:07 am
I wish Michael and I discover gold

Granted. We discover our wives are Gold Diggers
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I wish to quit while I'm ahead

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Please tell me he's giving away his daughter at her wedding :lol:

If our wives are gold diggers they married the wrong guys :lol:
Michael wrote:
Sat Jun 05, 2021 8:31 am
I wish Michael and I discover gold. Granted. We discover our wives are Gold Diggers

I wish to quit while I'm ahead
Granted, but we unveil another issue with you at my expense :lol:
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I wish to get ahead then quit
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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They married the wrong guys period :lol:
AARR wrote:
Sat Jun 05, 2021 9:14 am
I wish to get ahead then quit


Granted. But it is no better looking than your first one
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I wish AARR and I could make a live action movie about Hong Kong Phooey

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Michael wrote:
Sun Jun 06, 2021 9:22 am
I wish AARR and I could make a live action movie about Hong Kong Phooey
Granted, but it gets ugly when we both fall in love with the girl :lol:
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I wish RailRoadFan.com would meet at Erma's Frozen Custard 8)
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Jun 06, 2021 10:35 am
I wish RailRoadFan.com would meet at Erma's Frozen Custard 8)


Granted. But the gang are spread out over 3 locations each of which claims to be the ORIGINAL Erma's and end up being mad at you for not being more specific.



I wish the gang would instead meet at Buddy's pizza. How many of those can there be? :lol:

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Michael wrote:
Mon Jun 07, 2021 8:01 am
I wish the gang would instead meet at Buddy's pizza. How many of those can there be? :lol:
Granted, but after eating two large and loaded pizza's I'm unable to ride my bike home :lol:
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I wish the RailRoadFan.com guys stop at Great Lakes Hobbies on our bike ride
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Mon Jun 07, 2021 8:26 am
I wish the RailRoadFan.com guys stop at Great Lakes Hobbies on our bike ride

Granted. They do. But you have to wait outside and wait for Mrs AARR's permission to go in. :(




I wish to cover for AARR

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Michael wrote:
Tue Jun 08, 2021 7:52 am
I wish to cover for AARR
Granted, but our wives are not impressed with either of us :lol:
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I wish be present when Michael tells Mrs. Michael AARR suggested he build a model railroad and he thinks it's a great idea
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Tue Jun 08, 2021 3:55 pm
I wish be present when Michael tells Mrs. Michael AARR suggested he build a model railroad and he thinks it's a great idea


Granted. But because Michael is notoriously lazy and had little knowledge beyond computers, it all just sits in boxes unbuilt :lol:






I wish for AARR's help to build my epic model railroad

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With 8 kids apparently there is one physical activity you enjoy :lol:
Michael wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 11:08 am
But because Michael is notoriously lazy and had little knowledge beyond computers, it all just sits in boxes unbuilt :lol:

I wish for AARR's help to build my epic model railroad
Granted, but with my limited talents this is the best I can come up with :lol:
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I wish someone shared my hobby of paper railroads
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 11:56 am
I wish someone shared my hobby of paper railroads

Granted. But they are only passenger trains and we know those aren't real trains....then again neither are paper railroads :lol:







I wish to escape and evade

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Michael wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 8:58 am
I wish to escape and evade
Granted, but you're still on the hook for it :lol:
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I wish to participate in a frivolous protest
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 2:41 pm
I wish to participate in a frivolous protest


Granted. You protest the 1 cent increase in the price of cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory and you get a lifetime ban.
That'll learn you to keep your mouth shut :lol:




I wish to join AARR in a protest

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Michael wrote:
Fri Jun 11, 2021 8:54 am
I wish to join AARR in a protest
Granted, are we doing it right? :lol:
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I wish Michael and I start an uprising against the Man
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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