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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2024 10:57 am
by ~Z~
Granted - now one of the twins attends our Durand meet this year, and the other can instead bike, fulfilling both cups. We just don't know which is the real AARR, so will the real AARR please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
I wish to post in this particular forum a bit more often to appease AARR.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2024 2:00 pm
by AARR
~Z~ wrote: ↑ Fri Apr 19, 2024 10:57 am
I wish to post in this particular forum a bit more often to appease AARR.
Granted, but you lose cool points and become more like Michael and me.
I wish I could bike from my house to Durand in an hour
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 7:50 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑ Fri Apr 19, 2024 2:00 pm
I wish I could bike from my house to Durand in an hour
Granted. But your house is now in Dooooorand so no one is impressed.
I wish I could bike from my house to Durand in the same day
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:43 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Mon Apr 22, 2024 7:50 am
I wish I could bike from my house to Durand in the same day
Granted, but it takes you 23:59:59 and you are exhausted.
I wish my toe would hurry up and heal already
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 12:09 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑ Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:43 pm
I wish my toe would hurry up and heal already
Granted. But now you have 10 other injuries that need to heal
I wish I had the ability to heal people
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 3:34 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Thu Apr 25, 2024 12:09 pm
I wish I had the ability to heal people
Granted, everyone except yourself.
I wish to make a video of myself playing several different instruments.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 6:58 pm
by Michael
Perfect
AARR wrote: ↑ Thu Apr 25, 2024 3:34 pm
I wish to make a video of myself playing several different instruments.
Granted. But no one appreciates it
I wish to pass my solo flight
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 6:15 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Thu Apr 25, 2024 6:58 pm
I wish to pass my solo flight
Granted, you pass a rigorous exam.
I wish to be Michael's first passenger
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 4:34 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑ Fri Apr 26, 2024 6:15 am
I wish to be Michael's first passenger
Granted. But my plane is only a 1 seater so.........
I wish AARR a happy Friday
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 6:00 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Fri Apr 26, 2024 4:34 pm
I wish AARR a happy Friday
Granted, but I hypnotize you with this annnoying song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
I wish to think of something that helps me unhear the Friday song
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2024 8:21 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑ Fri Apr 26, 2024 6:00 pm
I wish to think of something that helps me unhear the Friday song
Granted. This does it
but it's also Monday
I wish for all four season today here in Michigan
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2024 8:25 am
by AARR
Touche' I dislike that phrase
Michael wrote: ↑ Mon Apr 29, 2024 8:21 am
I wish for all four season today here in Michigan
Granted, but you're in the Amazon being eaten up by insects.
I wish the Lions had drafted the RRFan.com guys
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2024 10:00 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑ Mon Apr 29, 2024 8:25 am
I wish the Lions had drafted the RRFan.com guys
Granted. But during the games they are online, listening to the scanner and talking about the weather
I wish to find a way to combine all of AARR's favorite TV characters into one movie
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2024 5:32 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Mon Apr 29, 2024 10:00 am
I wish to find a way to combine all of AARR's favorite TV characters into one movie
Granted, but Godzilla eats everyone.
I wish Michael and I created our own version of Mystery Science Theater 3000
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 5:10 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑ Mon Apr 29, 2024 5:32 pm
I wish Michael and I created our own version of Mystery Science Theater 3000
Granted. But our only viewer is David Collins and that is strictly out of pity for us
I wish for more days like today
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 6:17 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 30, 2024 5:10 pm
I wish for more days like today
Granted, but you're stuck inside watching the kids.
I wish for a pet alligator
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu May 02, 2024 12:14 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 30, 2024 6:17 pm
I wish for a pet alligator
Granted. But he outgrows you
I wish I bought more food when it was on sale
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu May 02, 2024 2:24 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Thu May 02, 2024 12:14 pm
I wish I bought more food when it was on sale
Granted, but with as many kids as you have it still goes fast...during the family food fight
I wish to save the date
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 06, 2024 11:56 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑ Thu May 02, 2024 2:24 pm
I wish to save the date
Granted. It's December 9th, 2079 but no worries, Mrs AARR says you are free that day.
I wish to replace all my lawn with Astroturf
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 06, 2024 5:56 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Mon May 06, 2024 11:56 am
I wish to replace all my lawn with Astroturf
Granted, but instead of mowing your lawn you get to vacuum it.
I wish to replace my lawn with a nice pond complete with animals