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AARR wrote: ↑

Sat Jul 23, 2022 8:57 am

I wish to have another pet snapping turtle

Granted. But you are also missing 4 fingers



I wish to have a great night sleep

Michael wrote: ↑

Sat Jul 23, 2022 9:49 pm

I wish to have a great night sleep

Granted, but it comes at Mrs. Michael's expense

You will pay dearly

I wish to get through a day with no business calls

AARR wrote: ↑

Sun Jul 24, 2022 6:51 am

I wish to get through a day with no business calls

Granted. Just a ton of prank calls
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I wish for Christmas in July

Michael wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 25, 2022 8:15 am

I wish for Christmas in July

Granted, but it is not to celebrate the birth of Jesus but for your family to go to the mall and buy stuff for the secular Christmas in July Sale


I wish humidity did not drag me down

AARR wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 25, 2022 3:52 pm

I wish humidity did not drag me down

Granted. But working 22 hour days does





I wish to work 24/7......that is 7 hours a day for 24 weeks a year.

Michael wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 26, 2022 1:22 pm

I wish to work 24/7......that is 7 hours a day for 24 weeks a year.

Granted, but the pay is not so good.


I wish to work the opposite number of hours Michael works

AARR wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 26, 2022 2:07 pm

I wish to work the opposite number of hours Michael works

Granted. You work 17 hours a day for 28 weeks a year....but you still make the same pay




I wish to sail around the world

Michael wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 27, 2022 7:08 am

I wish to sail around the world

Granted, but your pet whale is so excited to see you it breaches on your boat.


I wish Michael brought enough whale treats to reward his pet whale

AARR wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 27, 2022 8:22 am

I wish Michael brought enough whale treats to reward his pet whale

Granted. But its YOU






I wish the whale spits out AARR

Michael wrote: ↑

Thu Jul 28, 2022 10:19 am

I wish the whale spits out AARR

Granted, but AARR is full of whale saliva.


I wish ~Z~ and Jetlink would bike 100 miles with me for Bike for Life

AARR wrote: ↑

Thu Jul 28, 2022 10:34 am

I wish ~Z~ and Jetlink would bike 100 miles with me for Bike for Life

Granted. But you are embarrassed when they both finish the 100 miles and you are on your 5th flat tire





I wish I had a good bike

Michael wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 29, 2022 7:04 am

I wish I had a good bike

Granted, but you are still recovering from the accident on your bad bike.


I wish it didn't take the bike shop 3-weeks to repair my bike

AARR wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 29, 2022 8:17 am

I wish it didn't take the bike shop 3-weeks to repair my bike

Granted. Instead it takes 3 YEARS.




I wish AARR had a backup bike

Michael wrote: ↑

Sat Jul 30, 2022 8:24 am

I wish AARR had a backup bike

Granted, but it is a Cross Bike, is heavier, not ergonomically designed for long-distance road biking and takes me 15-20% longer to ride the same distance with extra stiffness afterwards. It's a great bike for cross training but I am training for a 100 mile Bike for Life ride and it's not a good fit for that.


I wish Mrs. AARR and I could agree on the best chores for me to do around the house.

AARR wrote: ↑

Sat Jul 30, 2022 9:29 am

I wish Mrs. AARR and I could agree on the best chores for me to do around the house.

Granted. But she has you so busy you never go for a bike ride ever again.



I wish to never hear the term "folks" again

Michael wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 01, 2022 8:01 am

I wish to never hear the term "folks" again

Granted, it is replaced by the word, "Dudes".


I wish Michael would refer to all the RailroadFan.com guys as, "Bro".

AARR wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 01, 2022 8:38 am

I wish Michael would refer to all the RailroadFan.com guys as, "Bro".

Granted. But as usual, he goes overboard




I wish AARR would call everyone "brah"

Michael wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 01, 2022 9:18 am

I wish AARR would call everyone "brah"

Granted, but AARR gets more of these looks than usual.


I wish people could understand the words coming out of my mouth

AARR wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 01, 2022 6:19 pm

I wish people could understand the words coming out of my mouth

Granted. They understand but they just think you are irrelevant





I wish I did not break everything I have

Michael wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 03, 2022 10:03 am

I wish I did not break everything I have

Granted, you just follow the golden rule.


I wish to move to a farm in Durand near the railroad tracks