Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish to understand what the heck happened at my lunch table today

Granted, you ate the food


I wish David looks at AARR and Michael as being cool

[Michael]

I wish David looks at AARR and Michael as being cool

Granted....Right up until the moment he meets us





I wish David still thought we were cool even after he met us

[AARR]

I wish David still thought we were cool even after he met us

Granted, and he joins us at ComicCon


I wish to eat the whole pizza

[Michael]

I wish to eat the whole pizza

Granted. But you regret it.



I wish my neighbor would use his snow blower to clear my sidewalks.......oh look, he did!

[AARR]

I wish my neighbor would use his snow blower to clear my sidewalks.......oh look, he did!

Granted, but now he is coming to collect

He did not a nice job on your porch too

I wish Michael's kids would come over and shovel my snow

[David Collins]

I wish Michael's kids would come over and shovel my snow

Granted, but they charge you an excessive amount of money, and then you sue Michael for price gouging


I wish to play corrupt a wish with AARR and Michael at the next railroadfan.com meetup

[AARR]

I wish to play corrupt a wish with AARR and Michael at the next railroadfan.com meetup

Granted, but Michael and I are escorted by our parole officer and Michael keeps waxing philosophically


I wish there were more trains going through Durand

[Michael]

I wish there were more trains going through Durand

Granted. But you're drunk walking along the tracks unexpected when you get hit by a train
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SukTBSJJ4KM





I wish there were more train going through Plymouth

[AARR]

I wish there were more train going through Plymouth

Granted, but you live in Thompsonville.


I wish for cheesecake flavored pudding

[Michael]

I wish for cheesecake flavored pudding

Granted. But it is served to you by Bill Cosby





I wish to make a sitcom about David, AARR & Michael all going to college together

[AARR]

I wish to make a sitcom about David, AARR & Michael all going to college together

Granted, we know there is to know about useless information, and we do not have girlfriends either

Michael, you are on the right, and we call you booger

I wish it was possible to be a railfan and cool dude too

[David Collins]

I wish it was possible to be a railfan and cool dude too

Granted, but no one thinks your definition is cool


I wish I didn’t have to follow the rules of the chat

[AARR]

I wish I didn’t have to follow the rules of the chat

Granted, but you will pay for your disobedience


I wish we would go back to treating animals like animals and not like people

[Michael]

I wish we would go back to treating animals like animals and not like
people

Granted. But they also continue treating people like animals



I wish that I could think of a great idea for Lent

[AARR]

I wish that I could think of a great idea for Lent

Granted,


I wish to eat more cheesecake for Lent as penance

[David Collins]

I wish to eat more cheesecake for Lent as penance

Granted, but then you look like this




I wish bandit would stop crying and barking

[Michael]

I wish bandit would stop crying and barking

Granted. Now he is all bite and no bark





I wish to get all this weeks work done in a day

[AARR]

I wish to get all this weeks work done in a day

Granted, you delegate to your kids


I wish Michael would delegate some of his work to me

[Michael]

I wish Michael would delegate some of his work to me

Granted. But nothing gets done and we both lose our jobs.
But at least we don't end up in prison




I wish to correct my mistakes

[AARR]

I wish to correct my mistakes

Granted, but you are only human, so you make new ones.


I wish Michael does not give up RailRoadFan.com for Lent