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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2021 10:01 am
by David Collins
AARR wrote: ↑ Thu Oct 07, 2021 6:16 pm
Michael wrote: ↑ Thu Oct 07, 2021 8:03 am
I wish AARR's daily exercise counted towards my weight loss
Granted, and so do my mental disorders
I wish to borrow 4 of Michael's kids
Granted, However you can no longer go railfanning since you were actually lied to and had to keep them
Good luck
I wish my new glasses didn't fog up
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2021 2:30 pm
by AARR
David Collins wrote: ↑ Fri Oct 08, 2021 10:01 am
I wish my new glasses didn't fog up
Granted, instead they do this
I wish to live like Tarzan
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2021 4:19 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑ Fri Oct 08, 2021 2:30 pm
I wish to live like Tarzan
Granted. But without Jane
I wish to check another item off my bucket list
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2021 7:23 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Fri Oct 08, 2021 4:19 pm
I wish to check another item off my bucket list
Granted,
Someday Dave Collins and Talk Talk will understand
I wish to simplify my life
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2021 2:01 pm
by Michael
Good one AARR! AARR wrote: ↑ Sat Oct 09, 2021 7:23 am
I wish to simplify my life
Granted.......The simple life......maybe a little too simple. You shouldn't have spoken out at that school board meeting
I wish to find AARR the best lawyers money can buy
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2021 4:21 pm
by David Collins
Michael wrote: ↑ Sat Oct 09, 2021 2:01 pm
Good one AARR! AARR wrote: ↑ Sat Oct 09, 2021 7:23 am
I wish to simplify my life
Granted.......The simple life......maybe a little too simple. You shouldn't have spoken out at that school board meeting
I wish to find AARR the best lawyers money can buy
Granted, but they won't make it to the court on time so AARR won't have said lawyer
Enjoy your time in the slammer Don
I wish Luciana had gone to a school dance in Mexico before she moved here so she wasn't being such a pain in the neck asking about what we do at hoco
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 6:59 am
by AARR
David Collins wrote: ↑ Sat Oct 09, 2021 4:21 pm
I wish Luciana had gone to a school dance in Mexico before she moved here so she wasn't being such a pain in the neck asking about what we do at hoco
Granted, but she decides to stay in Mexico so to visit her Michael, me and you dress up in disguises and illegally cross the border. Here are our disguises
While you are rightfully so embarrassed Michael and I strangely are enjoying ourselves
I wish Luciana joins us in Durand to watch trains
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 12:20 pm
by David Collins
AARR wrote: ↑ Sun Oct 10, 2021 6:59 am
David Collins wrote: ↑ Sat Oct 09, 2021 4:21 pm
I wish Luciana had gone to a school dance in Mexico before she moved here so she wasn't being such a pain in the neck asking about what we do at hoco
Granted, but she decides to stay in Mexico so to visit her Michael, me and you dress up in disguises and illegally cross the border. Here are our disguises
While you are rightfully so embarrassed Michael and I strangely are enjoying ourselves
I wish Luciana joins us in Durand to watch trains
Granted, but she screams at me when she doesn't see any KCS De Mexico And/or Ferromex
This is why us teen foamers don't take a girl out to the tracks unless we have a legit reason
I wish that AARR would make a railfan meme
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 7:19 pm
by Michael
David Collins wrote: ↑ Sun Oct 10, 2021 12:20 pm
I wish that AARR would make a railfan meme
Granted, But knowing AARR it is more than just a meme it is a full out rant on passenger trains
I wish to railfan AMTRAK with David & AARR
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 6:56 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Sun Oct 10, 2021 7:19 pm
I wish that AARR would make a railfan meme. Granted, But knowing AARR it is more than just a meme it is a full out rant on passenger trains
I wish to railfan AMTRAK with David & AARR
Granted, but I use it to catch up on sleep
I wish Amtrak would resume pulling box cars
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:28 pm
by Michael
We'll wake you up if a freight train comes by AARR wrote: ↑ Mon Oct 11, 2021 6:56 am
I wish Amtrak would resume pulling box cars
Granted. But the passengers ride on the outside now
Actually that would be kind of neat
I wish to climb Mt Everest with AARR
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 6:53 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:28 pm
I wish to climb Mt Everest with AARR
Granted, but we don't listen to our wives and end up like this
Strangely enough our wives miss us
I wish Michael and I climb fake rocks at Planet Fitness instead
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2021 9:13 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑ Tue Oct 12, 2021 6:53 am
I wish Michael and I climb fake rocks at Planet Fitness instead
Granted. But you begin to question Michael's fitness and climbing abilities when he opts to take the elevator up the one floor rather than the stairs and then orders pizza
I wish to find a subtle way to brag about myself while still sounding humble
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2021 9:38 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Wed Oct 13, 2021 9:13 am
I wish Michael and I climb fake rocks at Planet Fitness instead. Granted. But you begin to question Michael's fitness and climbing abilities when he opts to take the elevator up the one floor rather than the stairs and then orders pizza.
I wish to find a subtle way to brag about myself while still sounding humble
Granted, but God always puts someone in our lives to make us humble
Anyway, you blew it when you won the Most Humble Man Award again Dr. Ray but you showed up for your award
I wish to swim 2 miles in under an hour
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2021 11:36 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑ Wed Oct 13, 2021 9:38 am
I wish to swim 2 miles in under an hour
Granted. But that is way too slow to save you
I wish to be able to swim 2 miles in under a day
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2021 7:13 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑ Wed Oct 13, 2021 11:36 am
I wish to be able to swim 2 miles in under a day
Granted, and you must dress appropriately
I wish the RailRoadFan.com gang goes shark fishing
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2021 10:28 am
by David Collins
AARR wrote: ↑ Thu Oct 14, 2021 7:13 am
Michael wrote: ↑ Wed Oct 13, 2021 11:36 am
I wish to be able to swim 2 miles in under a day
Granted, and you must dress appropriately
I wish the RailRoadFan.com gang goes shark fishing
Granted, but it's not the kind of sharks you're thinking of
I'm not sure if Mr. Wonderful will be so wonderful
I wish I pitched a better idea
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 6:51 am
by AARR
David Collins wrote: ↑ Thu Oct 14, 2021 10:28 am
I wish I pitched a better idea
Granted, but Michael and AARR mess up your pitch with our poor modeling skills
I wish I could dance better
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:06 pm
by David Collins
AARR wrote: ↑ Fri Oct 15, 2021 6:51 am
David Collins wrote: ↑ Thu Oct 14, 2021 10:28 am
I wish I pitched a better idea
Granted, but Michael and AARR mess up your pitch with our poor modeling skills
I wish I could dance better
Granted, Here's a really good how-to video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
I wish I made a better joke
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 7:30 am
by AARR
David Collins wrote: ↑ Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:06 pm
I wish I made a better joke
Granted, but you'll have to vote for Michael otherwise it won't be funny
I wish to walk a tight rope
