Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I had to get us to the next page!

I wish Michael and I designed something the world wants and will pay for.

Granted. Unfortunately it is illegal counterfeit money




I wish quote movies and TV's perfectly....oh wait, I already do that

[AARR]

I wish quote movies and TV's perfectly....oh wait, I already do that

Granted, but nobody appreciates your talent except for me. Not even Mrs. Michael.


I wish to win the rock skipping contest

[Michael]

I wish to win the rock skipping contest

Granted. But it is a kids contest for 10 year old and you dominate





I wish AARR remembers Bauhaus from his industrial punk band days

[AARR]

I wish AARR remembers Bauhaus from his industrial punk band days

Granted, but I don't have rhythm and i mess up the dance routine.


I wish to have my youthful optimism back

[Michael]

I wish to have my youthful optimism back

Granted. But you are disappointed when the Great Pumpkin doesn't show up


But it's even worse because you convinced Mrs AARR to wait up all night with you






I wish Jochs is doing alright

[AARR]

I wish Jochs is doing alright

Granted, but now he and Jeff L fight over the number 1 spot and it turns into a gigantic RRFight.com melee.


I wish my doctor would write a prescription for more cheesecake

[Michael]

I wish my doctor would write a prescription for more cheesecake

Granted. But your insurance doesn't cover it



I wish to take AARR out for his birthday to the Cheesecake Factory

[AARR]

I wish to take AARR out for his birthday to the Cheesecake Factory

Granted, but Mrs AARR comes too and celebrates but hitting me in the face with it.


I wish Godzilla movies had more Godzilla action and less character development / plot

[Michael]

I wish Godzilla movies had more Godzilla action and less character development / plot

Granted. The next movie is a prequal. It's 3 hours long! But it just shows Godzilla sleeping underground for 1000 years till he was woken up by an atomic bomb.



I wish to see AARR do a TED Talk on Cheesecake

[AARR]

I wish to see AARR do a TED Talk on Cheesecake

Granted, I don't know what a TED Talk is but I presume it involves talking so I will bore everyone with useless information.


I wish to know when a presentation changed to a TED Talk?

[Michael]

I wish to know when a presentation changed to a TED Talk?

Granted. But you are saddened, although not at all surprised, to find out that it was indeed to diabolical work of Michael, that rebranded a simple talk into a TED TALK, just to make some money off it.




I wish AARR forgives me, even though I have no intentions of stopping.

[AARR]

I wish AARR forgives me, even though I have no intentions of stopping.

Granted, but I play a practical joke on you for messing with me.


I wish to undo my last computer update

[Michael]

I wish to undo my last computer update

Granted. You go back to your old computer. Back it took you an hour just to respond to this post.

Enjoy your 300 baud dial up modem



I wish it was election day

[AARR]

I wish it was election day

Granted, but you are only allowed one of two points of view.


I wish for another useless RRFan.com poll

[Michael]

I wish for another useless RRFan.com poll

Granted. But the poll is whether or not to banhammer AARR!!!!



I wish the mob votes for AARR and democracy is saved.

[AARR]

I wish the mob votes for AARR and democracy is saved.

Granted, except after being voted in I get rich with bribes donations and favors, become a 1% and forget about the Middle Class.


I wish Michael and I become motivational speakers performing TED Talks

[Michael]

I wish Michael and I become motivational speakers performing TED Talks

Granted. But we quickly run out of material and before you know it we are doing TED Talks on how to tie your shoes




I wish to make AARR laugh

[AARR]

I wish to make AARR laugh

Granted, but you quickly regret it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDfHn7Xrsog


I wish for a good bug repellent

[Michael]

I could not even make it through the video

I wish for a good bug repellent

Granted. But it's PAT C and it repels everything else as well.


I wish to see some of that tolerance people talk about and how hate has no home here in action

[AARR]

I wish to see some of that tolerance people talk about and how hate has no home here in action

Granted, but.....
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/imag ... J-qpFUhQ&s

I wish to add a gourmet donut to my daily snack routine