Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish to be named the most humble pickleball player

Granted! Unanimously named the most humble pickleball player! But also the worst.




I wish to pause for summer

[AARR]

I wish to pause for summer

Granted, but it's paused on the hottest most humid day of the year.


I wish to keep my phone forever

[Michael]

I wish to keep my phone forever

Granted. But all you ever get is telemarketer calls





I wish to discuss my Multi Level Marketing Scheme, I mean my Ponzi Scheme, I mean Pyramid Scheme....
I wish to discuss a business venture with AARR that will provide him Financial Security.

[AARR]

I wish to discuss my Multi Level Marketing Scheme, I mean my Ponzi Scheme, I mean Pyramid Scheme....
I wish to discuss a business venture with AARR that will provide him Financial Security.

Granted, and here is your instruction.


I wish Michale creates a poll asking about GRHC's polls.

[Michael]

I wish Michale creates a poll asking about GRHC's polls.

Granted. But no one cares



I wish to know who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop, who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip, Who was that man?
I'd like to shake his hand.

[AARR]

I wish to know who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop, who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip, Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand.

Granted, but you have to do this dance at a RRFan.com meet as part of the deal.


I wish to not sweat anymore

[Michael]

I wish to not sweat anymore

Granted. But you pee your pants every time you exercise.



I wish to hire the B-Team since I can't afford the A-Team.

[AARR]

I wish to hire the B-Team since I can't afford the A-Team.

Granted, but you get B-Team results because the plan does not come toghether.


I wish to bring peace and unity to the US.

[Michael]

I wish to bring peace and unity to the US.

Granted. From your lips to God's ears.



I wish to get rid of the letter Q very quickly and quietly.

[AARR]

I wish to get rid of the letter Q very quickly and quietly.

Granted, but now you can't tell your kids to be quiet.


I wish Mrs. AARR did not make me watch the Olympics with her

[Michael]

I wish Mrs. AARR did not make me watch the Olympics with her

Granted. Instead she makes you watch The View!

The satanic Olympics is worse


I wish to finish mowing before it rains

[AARR]

I wish to finish mowing before it rains

Granted, but you wear yourself out.


I wish to be a light to those who are sick and tired

[Michael]

I wish to be a light to those who are sick and tired

Grated. You replace the Statue of Liberty. But after just 1 week in NYC....YOU are sick and tired.




I wish to see the sequel

[AARR]

I wish to see the sequel

Granted, but it's terrible!

For that matter the A-Team movie was horrible compared to the TV series! I still have not been able to watch the entire thing.

I wish for a sequel that exceeds my expectations

[Michael]

I wish for a sequel that exceeds my expectations

Granted. This one is better than the first





I wish they NEVER EVER make a remake of It's a Wonderful Life.

[AARR]

I wish they NEVER EVER make a remake of It's a Wonderful Life.

Granted, and nobody cares.


I wish to be the bass guitarist in Def Leppard

[Michael]

Harsh

I wish to be the bass guitarist in Def Leppard

Granted. BUT nobody cares.



I wish to have a poll to see how many enjoy taking polls

[AARR]

I wish to have a poll to see how many enjoy taking polls

Granted, but it starts a huge fight at RRFan.com.


I wish to let it go

[Michael]

I wish to let it go

Granted. But it doesn't help




I wish to make the most of today

[AARR]

I wish to make the most of today

Granted, but your daughter doesn't appreciate it.


I wish to bring happiness to someone