Corrupt a Wish

For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts. :)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2024 1:46 pm
I wish ~Z~ comes with us so we can stick him with the check

Granted but we find out the hard way that Z is quite vindictive and slashes our tires in the parking lot before we can leave!
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I wish I had just ended the Post a Word. What more can you add to that ? :lol:

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2024 6:53 pm
I wish I had just ended the Post a Word. What more can you add to that ? :lol:
Granted, but JT starts posting and the Grammar Nazi gets serious.
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I wish there was a bear living at Stony Creek Park
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2024 6:17 am
I wish there was a bear living at Stony Creek Park
Granted. But he is an angry one.
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I wish I was smarter than the average bear

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Michael wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2024 7:38 am
I wish I was smarter than the average bear
Granted, but you are not smarter than the average Bigfoot.
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I wish somebody from RRFan.com would bike 100 miles with me tomorrow
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2024 12:57 pm
I wish somebody from RRFan.com would bike 100 miles with me tomorrow

Granted. Michael happily joins you!!!
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But only on the back of a tandem bike.



I wish I had a decent bicycle

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Michael wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2024 3:47 pm
I wish I had a decent bicycle
Granted, but your daughter is a little upset that you took her bike.
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I wish the heat index would drop
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2024 7:20 pm
I wish the heat index would drop

Granted. But it is only a half a degree.



I wish AARR luck in his 100 mile trek today .

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Michael wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2024 8:28 am
I wish AARR luck in his 100 mile trek today .
Granted, but I cheat and ride a motorcycle but karma gets back at me.
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I wish GLC would sell to RRFan.com and let us run it
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2024 11:40 am
I wish GLC would sell to RRFan.com and let us run it

Granted. But in the chaos that ensues, Michael declares himself CEO and takes a 25 million dollar salary.
A few member want to revert back to steam only.
Half the site wants to make it a passenger line while the other half want to take over all the other competing short lines.
An anonymous fan changes the name to TRENS! and the line goes bankrupt before you can enact any of your good ideas.
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I wish to know who all these "guests" are

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Michael wrote:
Sat Jun 29, 2024 12:58 pm
I wish to know who all these "guests" are
Granted, this is probably pretty typical.
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I wish for a good food fight
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sat Jun 29, 2024 3:44 pm
I wish for a good food fight

Granted. But now you are fighting for what little food is left :shock:
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I wish people said what they meant and meant what they said.

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Michael wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2024 8:11 am
I wish people said what they meant and meant what they said.
Granted, here you go.
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When you understand it please explain it to me.

I wish Michael and I could fix all the worlds problems while railfanning together at Durand with the RRFan.com gang.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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I fact checked that guide and found it to be 100% accurate :lol:
AARR wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2024 11:13 am
I wish Michael and I could fix all the worlds problems while railfanning together at Durand with the RRFan.com gang.

Granted. But we tell NO ONE. :lol:
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I wish AARR could override my having to wait 1 minute between posts

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2024 4:40 pm
I wish AARR could override my having to wait 1 minute between posts
Granted, I make it two minutes (which is what it is IIRC).
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I wish Mrs. AARR would compliment me when I do something around the house like apparently Osomething does with ~Z~ :)
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2024 5:26 pm
I wish Mrs. AARR would compliment me when I do something around the house like apparently Osomething does with ~Z~ :)


Granted. She says "nice try"
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I wish Mrs AARR would give AARR a real compliment

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Michael wrote:
Tue Jul 02, 2024 7:43 am
I wish Mrs AARR would give AARR a real compliment
Granted, she says she saved me from crossing the line between nerd and geek.
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I wish the real Michael would please stand up
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Jul 02, 2024 3:32 pm
I wish the real Michael would please stand up


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Sadly, you discover that Michael was replaced by AI 12 years ago!!
Meh, Maybe it's for the best. HAL is doing a better job anyways.



I wish I had a pool

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Michael wrote:
Tue Jul 02, 2024 8:12 pm
I wish I had a pool
Granted, and a group of us from RRFan.com make ourselves at home.
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I wish the Detroit Tigers were watchable
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed Jul 03, 2024 6:13 am
I wish the Detroit Tigers were watchable
Granted. But it takes a lot of booze and watching them.play at a different stadium and even then......



I wish to.get partial.cedit

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Michael wrote:
Sat Jul 06, 2024 7:42 pm
I wish to.get partial.cedit
Granted, but the short term reward is negated by the long term penalty.
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I wish the mother turkey and chicks were comfortable with me being around them
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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