Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Wed Jun 12, 2024 9:38 am
I wish Michael would make his five-alarm chili for the RRFan.com meet

Granted?
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I wish my taste buds weren't completely dulled

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Wed Jun 12, 2024 10:17 am
I wish my taste buds weren't completely dulled
Granted, but now you can taste what your Mother In Law has been trying to poison you with.
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I wish to end poverty
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Wed Jun 12, 2024 11:05 am
I wish to end poverty

Granted. But all you do is redefine what the word poverty means.



I wish I had a reliable jogging partner

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Thu Jun 13, 2024 9:04 am

I wish I had a reliable jogging partner
Granted, the paramedics.
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I wish young runners would stop passing me when I am jogging
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Thu Jun 13, 2024 2:59 pm
I wish young runners would stop passing me when I am jogging

Granted. But now the old, 104 year old runners start passing you :shock:
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I wish doing an Internet search for "old man running" did not result in photos of me running :cry:

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Michael wrote:
Thu Jun 13, 2024 8:57 pm
I wish young runners would stop passing me when I am jogging
Granted. But now the old, 104 year old runners start passing you :shock:

I wish doing an Internet search for "old man running" did not result in photos of me running :cry:
Granted, instead it shows pictures of you crying when you stepped on a lego
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I wish more animals would come into my yard
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri Jun 14, 2024 6:12 am
I wish more animals would come into my yard

Granted. But you are overrun with rats
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I wish to know why AARR is up at 1AM

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Michael wrote:
Fri Jun 14, 2024 12:30 pm
I wish to know why AARR is up at 1AM
Granted,
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I wish to never go to a party again
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Fri Jun 14, 2024 3:09 pm
I wish to never go to a party again


Granted. But then Michael pulls up in a limo and ......
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You just can't resist
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I wish all the raildads a happy father's day

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Michael wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2024 8:52 am
I wish all the raildads a happy father's day
Granted, but even on Father's Day there is still a little Mother's Day.
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I wish for $100 million in clean bills that cannot be traced back to me and are not linked to any crime
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2024 10:11 am
I wish for $100 million in clean bills that cannot be traced back to me and are not linked to any crime


Granted. But you run into trouble when you try and spend it
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I wish for 100 degree weather

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Michael wrote:
Mon Jun 17, 2024 4:43 pm
I wish for 100 degree weather
Granted, and we thank you with refreshing water.
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I wish for low humidity
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Jun 17, 2024 5:38 pm
I wish for low humidity

Granted. But you are instantly transported to the Sahara Desert
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I wish to watch AARR on The View

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Michael wrote:
Tue Jun 18, 2024 7:02 am
I wish to watch AARR on The View
Granted, but I am pummeled to a pulp.
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I wish to be interviewed by a more favorable group of ladies who won't beat me up
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Jun 18, 2024 7:46 am
I wish to be interviewed by a more favorable group of ladies who won't beat me up

Granted. But now it is 4 old ladies spending the interview hitting on you in a different way :lol:
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I wish to have an Intervention with AARR about his drinking

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Michael wrote:
Tue Jun 18, 2024 6:18 pm
I wish to have an Intervention with AARR about his drinking
Granted, but it's not drinking I need the intervention for. :lol:
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I am not ashamed. :wink:

I wish for another Godzilla movie
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Jun 18, 2024 6:41 pm
I wish for another Godzilla movie

Granted. But it is a spin off about his son Godzuki. This is all Hollywood has left
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I wish to challenge AARR to a pizza eating contest

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Michael wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2024 6:14 pm
I wish to challenge AARR to a pizza eating contest
Granted, but our wives are disgusted with us.
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And we did not enjoy cramming delicious pizza in our mouths and down our throats either.

I wish to enjoy a day of railfanning with Michael in Durand where we can enjoy at our leisure a delicious pizza, and ice cold coke and chocolate chip kookies.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2024 6:44 pm
I wish to enjoy a day of railfanning with Michael in Durand where we can enjoy at our leisure a delicious pizza, and ice cold coke and chocolate chip kookies.

Granted. You are right. No sense stuffing ourselves mindlessly. We enjoy pizza and tren at our leisure.
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But Michael leaves you with the check :lol:



I wish to avoid the noid

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Michael wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2024 9:36 am
I wish to avoid the noid
Granted, instead you become a pizza mascot.
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I wish ~Z~ comes with us so we can stick him with the check
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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