Corrupt a Wish

For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts. :)
User avatar
Michael
Railroadfan...fan
Posts: 10946
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:52 pm
Location: Plymouth, Michigan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by Michael »

AARR wrote:
Sat Mar 30, 2024 5:28 pm
I wish that Michael has his dad bod rocking for his trip to Myrtle Beach
Granted. But he is quite obnoxious about it
Image




I wish everyone a Happy Easter

User avatar
AARR
Ann Arbor RR Nerd
Posts: 38174
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:39 pm
Location: Washington, MI

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by AARR »

Michael wrote:
Sun Mar 31, 2024 9:38 am
I wish everyone a Happy Easter
Granted, but sadly...
Image

I wish to be a good host at the Easter Party today.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

User avatar
Michael
Railroadfan...fan
Posts: 10946
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:52 pm
Location: Plymouth, Michigan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by Michael »

AARR wrote:
Sun Mar 31, 2024 11:36 am
I wish to be a good host at the Easter Party today.

Granted. An excellent host !
Image
But no one shows up.



I wish I had remembered about AARR's Easter party

User avatar
AARR
Ann Arbor RR Nerd
Posts: 38174
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:39 pm
Location: Washington, MI

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by AARR »

Michael wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2024 8:50 am
I wish I had remembered about AARR's Easter party
Me too, I could have used the help to get ready.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg


I wish to understand statistics
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

User avatar
Michael
Railroadfan...fan
Posts: 10946
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:52 pm
Location: Plymouth, Michigan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by Michael »

AARR wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2024 11:29 am
I wish to understand statistics

Granted. But only enough to know that they are made up
Image



I wish to work at Buc-ees

User avatar
AARR
Ann Arbor RR Nerd
Posts: 38174
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:39 pm
Location: Washington, MI

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by AARR »

Michael wrote:
Mon Apr 08, 2024 6:13 pm
I wish to work at Buc-ees
Granted, and you take Mrs Michael there on date night while you are working to get the employee discount
Image

I wish honey did not stick to my fingers
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

User avatar
Michael
Railroadfan...fan
Posts: 10946
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:52 pm
Location: Plymouth, Michigan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by Michael »

AARR wrote:
Mon Apr 08, 2024 6:28 pm
I wish honey did not stick to my fingers

Granted. Everywhere BUT your fingers
Image



I wish to get back into the swing of things

User avatar
AARR
Ann Arbor RR Nerd
Posts: 38174
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:39 pm
Location: Washington, MI

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by AARR »

Michael wrote:
Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:15 am
I wish to get back into the swing of things
Granted, but it starts badly...
Image

I wish to rock like a hurricane.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

User avatar
Michael
Railroadfan...fan
Posts: 10946
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:52 pm
Location: Plymouth, Michigan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by Michael »

AARR wrote:
Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:47 am
I wish to rock like a hurricane.
Granted. The hurricane is even named after you!
Image
But only because you are the only casualty



I wish to know why there are still 5 day business holds on checks

User avatar
AARR
Ann Arbor RR Nerd
Posts: 38174
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:39 pm
Location: Washington, MI

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by AARR »

Michael wrote:
Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:59 am
I wish to know why there are still 5 day business holds on checks
Granted, because they are judging you.
Image

I wish to know if Big Brother can watch me when I am biking?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

User avatar
Michael
Railroadfan...fan
Posts: 10946
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:52 pm
Location: Plymouth, Michigan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by Michael »

AARR wrote:
Wed Apr 10, 2024 3:33 pm
I wish to know if Big Brother can watch me when I am biking?

Granted. OF COURSE!
Image
But they stopped years ago


I wish for a miracle

User avatar
AARR
Ann Arbor RR Nerd
Posts: 38174
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:39 pm
Location: Washington, MI

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by AARR »

Michael wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:28 am
I wish for a miracle
Granted, but you missed it.
Image

I wish to hit the game winning pickleball shot
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

User avatar
Michael
Railroadfan...fan
Posts: 10946
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:52 pm
Location: Plymouth, Michigan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by Michael »

AARR wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:43 pm
I wish to hit the game winning pickleball shot

Granted. But we have to hear about it for weeks!
Image



I wish to chance my username from Michael to DB Cooper

User avatar
AARR
Ann Arbor RR Nerd
Posts: 38174
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:39 pm
Location: Washington, MI

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by AARR »

Michael wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:07 am
I wish to chance my username from Michael to DB Cooper
Granted, but I turn you in a collect a reward.
Image
I think there is a resemblance. :wink:

I wish to peel a banana flawlessly
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

User avatar
Michael
Railroadfan...fan
Posts: 10946
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:52 pm
Location: Plymouth, Michigan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by Michael »

AARR wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:31 am
I wish to peel a banana flawlessly

Granted. But in the hours it takes you to do so, the banana is now rotten



I wish for the other shoe to drop

User avatar
AARR
Ann Arbor RR Nerd
Posts: 38174
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:39 pm
Location: Washington, MI

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by AARR »

Michael wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2024 10:32 am
I wish for the other shoe to drop
Granted, but God is aiming for you.
Image

I wish for my good deed to be rewarded rather than punished
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

User avatar
Michael
Railroadfan...fan
Posts: 10946
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:52 pm
Location: Plymouth, Michigan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by Michael »

AARR wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:21 pm
I wish for my good deed to be rewarded rather than punished

Granted. But not much of a reward
Image
Image


I wish for VIP treatment

User avatar
AARR
Ann Arbor RR Nerd
Posts: 38174
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:39 pm
Location: Washington, MI

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by AARR »

Michael wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:35 am
I wish for VIP treatment
Granted, but it turns into a RRFan.com fight over grammar.
Image

I wish a theme song would play whenever I enter church
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

User avatar
Michael
Railroadfan...fan
Posts: 10946
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:52 pm
Location: Plymouth, Michigan

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by Michael »

AARR wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:57 pm
I wish a theme song would play whenever I enter church

GRANTED. But just once.....
Image
during your funeral

I wish I had a twin

User avatar
AARR
Ann Arbor RR Nerd
Posts: 38174
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:39 pm
Location: Washington, MI

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread post by AARR »

I have instructed Mrs AARR to play Thunderstruck by ACDC at my funeral Mass.
Michael wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2024 10:14 am
I wish I had a twin
Granted, but one of you is evil.
Image

I wish I had a twin
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

Post Reply