Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Wed Aug 03, 2022 3:16 pm
I wish to move to a farm in Durand near the railroad tracks


Granted. But your farm is bankrupt in less than 1 year and you end up going to fall fall back plan.
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Van down by the river





I wish I lived in a van down by the river across from AARR

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Michael wrote:
Thu Aug 04, 2022 9:06 am
I wish I lived in a van down by the river across from AARR
Granted, but you are "on the wrong side" of the tracks :lol: .
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I wish the RailroadFan.com guys would build an epic Thomas Tank Engine layout
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Thu Aug 04, 2022 1:57 pm
I wish the RailroadFan.com guys would build an epic Thomas Tank Engine layout


Granted. But it is only epic by Thomas the Tank Engine standards.
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I'm embarrassed to say this is the most train modeling I've ever done




I wish I could fix anything

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You nailed it like a boss :lol:
Michael wrote:
Mon Aug 08, 2022 8:44 am
I wish the RailroadFan.com guys would build an epic Thomas Tank Engine layout. Granted. But it is only epic by Thomas the Tank Engine standards. I'm embarrassed to say this is the most train modeling I've ever done

I wish I could fix anything
Granted, but Mrs. Michael no longer fins you handsome now that she finds you handy.
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I wish Mrs. AARR found me handy and handsome
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Aug 08, 2022 6:24 pm
I wish Mrs. AARR found me handy and handsome


Granted. But she also finds you broke and out of a job and that, my friend, is a deal breaker
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I wish to keep my work wife away from my home wife

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Michael wrote:
Wed Aug 10, 2022 12:52 pm
I wish to keep my work wife away from my home wife
Granted, you die.
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And you still get no respect.

I wish to live in a bachelor pad with a model railroad and exercise room
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed Aug 10, 2022 4:14 pm
I wish to live in a bachelor pad with a model railroad and exercise room


Grated. But "Bachelor Pad" is a just a euphemism for jail, and you have several other bachelors living with you.
I can show you the exercise room but not the model railroad
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I wish to go camping in a 5 star hotel

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Michael wrote:
Thu Aug 11, 2022 9:25 am
I wish to go camping in a 5 star hotel
Granted
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I wish both Jet (150 miles) and I (100 miles) have a good day biking on Saturday
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Aug 11, 2022 4:09 pm
I wish both Jet (150 miles) and I (100 miles) have a good day biking on Saturday

Granted. The best! But your Sunday stinks
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I wish that no one get hurt

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Michael wrote:
Fri Aug 12, 2022 8:36 am
I wish that no one get hurt
Granted, but it requires everyone to do exactly as mom says a no one gets hurt
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I wish it was over
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri Aug 12, 2022 1:21 pm
I wish it was over


Granted. It is over but you don't remember what it was anyways
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I wish to know where David Collins decide to go to college

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Michael wrote:
Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:34 am
I wish to know where David Collins decide to go to college
Granted, but it is not going exactly as planned.
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I wish David posted here more often
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Aug 15, 2022 8:43 am
I wish David posted here more often

Granted. But only once a year on your birthday
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I wish AARR was my IT assistant

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Michael wrote:
Wed Aug 17, 2022 9:41 am
I wish AARR was my IT assistant
Granted, but I spend all my time asking you what you want posted on RailroadFan.com.
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I wish ~Z~ would learn the difference between a GP38 and GP38-2
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed Aug 17, 2022 6:18 pm
I wish ~Z~ would learn the difference between a GP38 and GP38-2

Granted. But in return he bores you with an hour long PowerPoint presentation on the difference between USB 3.0 & USB 3.1
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I wish to ride the Southern Michigan Railroad again

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Michael wrote:
Thu Aug 18, 2022 9:30 am
I wish to ride the Southern Michigan Railroad again
Granted, but you have to pull Mrs. Michael away from the controls.
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This is you pulling the train as punishment after she breaks the engine

I wish Michael's family would take Amtrak from Dearborn to Chicago
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Aug 18, 2022 3:55 pm
I wish Michael's family would take Amtrak from Dearborn to Chicago

Granted. But you have to ride with them
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Actually with did once a few year ago from Ann Arbor. Not bad and we had family in the suburbs that picked us up.



I wish to trick or treat

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Michael wrote:
Thu Aug 18, 2022 8:32 pm
I wish to trick or treat
Granted, but you may want to rethink your costume.
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I wish stores would not put Christmas stuff out so soon
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri Aug 19, 2022 6:53 am
I wish stores would not put Christmas stuff out so soon

Granted. Instead they put it out late.
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It is basically the same thing but instead of calling it early, it's considered late.



I wish to know what happened to the gang at Cheers

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Michael wrote:
Sat Aug 20, 2022 8:48 am
I wish to know what happened to the gang at Cheers
Granted, but you missed something important.....
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I wish to have lunch with my three favorite people
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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