Would You Rather?

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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby AARR » Fri Apr 06, 2018 7:39 am

Michael wrote:Would you rather get chased up a tree by a pack of wolves or have to play dead for a pursuing grizzly bear?

I'll sit in a tree for several hours before playing dead for a grizzly (the playing dead thing doesn't work most of the time)

Would you rather be allergic to babies or elderly people?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby Michael » Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:31 am

I'll have to remember that next time I get chased by a grizzly! 8)

AARR wrote:Would you rather be allergic to babies or elderly people?



Neither! Those are the only 2 target groups that like me.
Children haven't developed their prejudices yet and most old people have given them up because they are lonely :lol:



Would you rather go without food or sleeping for 24 hours?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby AARR » Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:27 am

:lol:
Michael wrote:Would you rather be allergic to babies or elderly people? Neither! Those are the only 2 target groups that like me. Children haven't developed their prejudices yet and most old people have given them up because they are lonely :lol:

Would you rather go without food or sleeping for 24 hours?

I'd rather go without sleep and eat caffeine to keep me awake :lol:

Would you rather be the bread winner or home maker?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby Michael » Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:39 am

AARR wrote::lol: Would you rather be the bread winner or home maker?



Bread Maker 8)



Would you rather target practice with a crossbow or a rifle?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby AARR » Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:59 am

Michael wrote:Would you rather target practice with a crossbow or a rifle?

I'd like to practice with a crossbow (rubber tipped arrows) on the people who annoy me

Would you rather always know when people are lying or be able to always get away with a lie but be easily lied too?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby Michael » Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:34 am

AARR wrote:Would you rather always know when people are lying or be able to always get away with a lie but be easily lied too?



Always know when people are lying.......although I could be lying :lol:




Would you rather it be partly cloudy or partly sunny? :roll:
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby AARR » Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:59 am

Michael wrote:Would you rather it be partly cloudy or partly sunny? :roll:

Partly sunny, although they are the same my attitude improves with the glass half full concept :lol:

Would you rather be a contestant on Family Feud or Wheel of Fortune?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby Michael » Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:42 am

AARR wrote:Would you rather be a contestant on Family Feud or Wheel of Fortune?



We family feud enough at home so I will say Wheel of Fortune :lol:



Would you rather drink a shot of vinegar or tabasco sauce?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby AARR » Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:53 am

Does anyone win? :lol:
Michael wrote:Would you rather be a contestant on Family Feud or Wheel of Fortune? We family feud enough at home so I will say Wheel of Fortune :lol:

Would you rather drink a shot of vinegar or tabasco sauce?

I'll go with vinegar I guess. There's supposedly some health benefits if you can tolerate the awful taste :shock:

Would you rather fight in a computer uprising (like Terminator) or a Zombie Outbreak?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby Michael » Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:29 am

AARR wrote:Would you rather fight in a computer uprising (like Terminator) or a Zombie Outbreak?



Zombies seem easier to defeat



Would you rather drive in a car daily with no seatbelt or airbag or a car that has no heat or air conditioning??
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby AARR » Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:10 am

Michael wrote:Would you rather drive in a car daily with no seatbelt or airbag or a car that has no heat or air conditioning??

I'll take my chances with no seatbelt or airbag.

Would you rather have no hands or a deranged man stalking you all the time?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby Michael » Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:35 pm

Image
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AARR wrote:Would you rather have no hands or a deranged man stalking you all the time?



Stalker. I would likely scare him after a few days :lol:



Would you rather have an Amish beard with no mustache or an Afro?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby AARR » Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:55 pm

:lol:
Michael wrote:Would you rather have no hands or a deranged man stalking you all the time? Stalker. I would likely scare him after a few days :lol:

Would you rather have an Amish beard with no mustache or an Afro?

Back when I had hair it was a natural afro so I'll stay with what I know 8)

Would you rather have a comically large head or huge gigantic beer belly?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby Michael » Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:31 am

AARR wrote:Would you rather have a comically large head or huge gigantic beer belly?



I'll have to go with the beer belly.




Would you rather live in Canada or Mexico?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby AARR » Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:46 am

Michael wrote:Would you rather live in Canada or Mexico?

Canada, I already know the language, eh'.

Would you rather go to the dentist once a month or watch women's sports for five hours each week?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby Michael » Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:47 am

AARR wrote:Would you rather go to the dentist once a month or watch women's sports for five hours each week?




Dentist



Would you rather be completely governed by your emotions or have no emotions at all?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby AARR » Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:59 am

Michael wrote:Would you rather be completely governed by your emotions or have no emotions at all?

No emotions at all. I'm a man, but I can change, if I have too, I guess. :lol:

Would you rather be completely governed by your emotions or have no emotions at all?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby Michael » Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:01 am

AARR wrote:Would you rather be completely governed by your emotions or have no emotions at all?




No emotions. I don't care. :|
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Would you rather always feel full or always feel hungry?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby AARR » Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:35 pm

:lol:
Michael wrote:Would you rather be completely governed by your emotions or have no emotions at all? No emotions. I don't care. :|

Would you rather always feel full or always feel hungry?

Full of pizza and cheesecake 8)

Would you rather be an english major who can't count or a math major who can't read?
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Re: Would You Rather?

Unread postby Michael » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:42 am

AARR wrote:Would you rather be an english major who can't count or a math major who can't read?



English major



Would you rather the only meat you can eat is bologna or salami?
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