Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:06 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to dress for success





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You successfully get your butt kicked




I wish to be the most interesting man in the world
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Nov 05, 2019 7:24 am

Michael wrote:I wish to be the most interesting man in the world

Granted, but your farts still smell gross :lol:
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I wish to be the most boring man in the world
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:04 am

AARR wrote:I wish to be the most boring man in the world




Granted....But ironically it gets you all the unwanted attention you were trying to avoid :?
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I wish to avoid becoming a grumpy old know it all
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:26 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to avoid becoming a grumpy old know it all

Granted, you add a sense of humor to it and I join you :lol:
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I wish to regain my youthful optimism
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:53 am

AARR wrote:I wish to regain my youthful optimism



Granted. But it is in those same 19 minutes along with gaining perfect mental health, manning up, buying into Michael's Ponzi scheme and dressing for success just before getting hit by a car driven by Mrs AARR. Although in your youthful optimism before you pass you are optimistic that Mrs AARR won't remarry but you are dead wrong. Till death do you part :lol:
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I wish to work smarter not harder
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:58 am

Michael wrote:I wish to work smarter not harder

Granted, but you still upset your daughter (and PETA, and Liberals, and Humane Society) :lol:
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But at RRFan.com we applaud your smartness :lol:

I wish to work smarter and not harder too
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:12 am

AARR wrote:I wish to work smarter and not harder too




Granted. You work with Michael and we charge that little girl $1000 to get her cat down :lol:






I wish AARR would quit his day job and Corrupt Wishes all day
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:26 am

Michael wrote:I wish AARR would quit his day job and Corrupt Wishes all day

Granted, but since Michael is the only other poster I spend most of my time looking at the computer screen doing nothing and Mrs AARR weighs in on my new role :lol:
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I wish Michael picks another career for me
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Nov 11, 2019 8:45 am

Good point :cry:


AARR wrote:I wish Michael picks another career for me




Granted. You team up with Michael to do that fireman thing but we find that most cats know how to get down from trees

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:17 pm

Michael wrote:I wish for a quiet place

Granted, but it's the calm before the epic fight
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I wish for a safe place
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed Nov 13, 2019 11:33 am

AARR wrote:I wish for a safe place



Granted. But your memory is so poor you can't remember where it is :lol:
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I wish for an all wheel drive vehicle
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed Nov 13, 2019 7:53 pm

Michael wrote:I wish for an all wheel drive vehicle

Granted, and you take one of your kids along with you :lol:
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90% of dads would do this without a second thought and 99.99% of moms would forbid it :lol:

I wish for an all wheel drive vehicle
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:33 am

AARR wrote:I wish for an all wheel drive vehicle



Granted, But nobody cares
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and it doesn't help
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I wish someone would wake up the sun
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Nov 14, 2019 7:55 pm

Michael wrote:I wish someone would wake up the sun

Granted, and to protect yourself from its rays you bring an effective sun block :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I wish for a different sun block than Michael's
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri Nov 15, 2019 4:51 pm

I'm glad we are near the end of this page :shock:

AARR wrote:I wish for a different sun block than Michael's



Granted. 6 months of solitary confinement should do it
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Since you live in Michigan you won't even need it the other 6 months. :lol:




I wish to go to Narnia
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri Nov 15, 2019 7:24 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to go to Narnia

Granted, but your daughter points out Narnia is illogical which drives you crazy :lol:
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I wish to go to someplace warm
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Nov 16, 2019 2:59 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to go to someplace warm





Granted. But it quickly goes from warm to down right hot!
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I wish to have better night vision
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Nov 16, 2019 5:08 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to have better night vision

Granted, but after years of blaming the kids you now know why the cheesecake disappears quickly :lol:
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I wish to have better night vision
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Nov 18, 2019 4:43 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to have better night vision



Granted. But it requires you wear these special glasses all the time
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I wish AARR was made a moderator of RailroadFan.com
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Nov 18, 2019 7:22 pm

Michael wrote:I wish AARR was made a moderator of RailroadFan.com

Granted, I allow politics and religion and this is Michael responding to someone who disagrees with him :lol: :lol: :lol:


I wish Michael was made a moderator of RailroadFan.com
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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