Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Oct 21, 2019 1:09 pm

AARR wrote:I wish that Michael, SW, ~Z~ and me form a disco group




Granted but our band is even less popular now
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I wish time flew when I wasn't having fun
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Oct 21, 2019 5:22 pm

Michael wrote:I wish time flew when I wasn't having fun

Granted, but you still give off negative vibes the short time :lol:
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I wish time would slow down when I'm having fun
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:26 pm

AARR wrote:I wish time would slow down when I'm having fun




Granted. But naturally you never ever have fun again.
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I wish to go jogging with AARR
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Oct 22, 2019 6:06 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to go jogging with AARR

Granted, but you are admired for making me look fast :lol:
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I wish to create a website with Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Oct 24, 2019 5:16 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to create a website with Michael



Granted. But Michael takes the 5 million grant to create a useful website and comes up with this
http://www.ismycomputeron.com/
You never see Michael again although oddly enough RailRoadFan.com has a new member called Mike :?





I wish people were as awesome as the image they project on social media
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Oct 24, 2019 5:55 pm

Michael wrote:I wish people were as awesome as the image they project on social media

Granted, but then you develop an inferiority complex
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But it's not a good one :lol:

I wish to stop beating dead horses
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:09 am

AARR wrote:I wish to stop beating dead horses



Granted but now you start beating live horses which gets you in a lot of trouble :shock:
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I wish to finish my to do list
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:41 am

Michael wrote:I wish to finish my to do list

Granted, but now you're boring :(
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I wish Michael finds something else to do :D
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Oct 28, 2019 1:02 pm

AARR wrote:I wish Michael finds something else to do :D



Granted. But he starts hanging around you :lol:
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I wish to close the deal
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Oct 28, 2019 7:02 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to close the deal

Granted, but it's not the "close" you were hoping for :lol:
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I wish to buy from Michael
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Oct 29, 2019 7:56 am

AARR wrote:I wish to buy from Michael



Granted but you buy into Michael's Ponzi Scheme.
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That's Michael at the top with the $ bag and that is you at the very bottom :lol:




I wish to take my millions and form a new nation
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Oct 29, 2019 5:49 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to take my millions and form a new nation

Granted, but you're not the boss and Mrs. Michael gets herself a new nation :lol:
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I wish to have perfect mental health
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed Oct 30, 2019 3:27 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to have perfect mental health



Granted. And for the remainder of your 19 minutes on this earth before you are tragically hit by a car, (which ironically was being driven by Mrs AARR) you are the perfect specimen of mental health :lol:
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Oddly there were no skid marks or any indications of braking :?






I wish to man up
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed Oct 30, 2019 5:47 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to man up

Granted, and you join a prayer group for support

But it doesn't appear its going to help :lol:

I wish to man up
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:09 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to man up




Granted. But 10 minutes later......Man down!
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I wish I could find my cat
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Oct 31, 2019 5:54 pm

Michael wrote:I wish I could find my cat

Granted, but it went out drinking and had a prank played on it :lol:
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I wish for a pet dog
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri Nov 01, 2019 4:53 pm

AARR wrote:I wish for a pet dog





Granted........
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But she is even more scared of spiders than Mrs AARR




I wish to run a taco truck with AARR
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri Nov 01, 2019 5:28 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to run a taco truck with AARR

Granted, but we are in trouble with the PC Police over the name we choose :lol:
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I wish Michael and I star in a reality show about surviving in the wild for a week
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:27 pm

AARR wrote:I wish Michael and I star in a reality show about surviving in the wild for a week





Granted. Unfortunately it is a show called Naked & Afraid and we are both naked......and afraid :lol:
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I wish for more will power
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Nov 02, 2019 6:13 pm

Michael wrote:I wish for more will power

Granted, but it's still no match for Fast Food Power :lol:
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I wish to dress for success
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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