Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Mar 04, 2019 8:14 am

AARR wrote:I wish to avoid Water Boarding :o



Granted. But you get MSNBC Boarded......You are forced to watch MSNBC till you break
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You will be begging to be waterboarded after just 10 seconds





I wish for a good Lent
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Mar 04, 2019 7:01 pm

Anything but that :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to avoid Water Boarding :o. Granted. But you get MSNBC Boarded......You are forced to watch MSNBC till you break. You will be begging to be waterboarded after just 10 seconds

I wish for a good Lent

Granted, you don't bath and keep your ashes on all Lent. Here's some pictures to help you understand what yours means:
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I wish to know how underfed people fast during Lent? :lol:
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Mar 05, 2019 11:40 am

AARR wrote:I wish to know how underfed people fast during Lent? :lol:




Granted. You find out the hard way when you are forced to join them and fast from something besides food......... :shock:
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Mar 05, 2019 8:21 pm

:cry: Sad am I
Michael wrote:I wish to know how underfed people fast during Lent? :lol:. Granted. You find out the hard way when you are forced to join them and fast from something besides food......... :shock: . No RailroadFan.com :cry:

I wish to love like God loves

Granted, but you are still shocked on your final judgement day... :lol:
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I wish to see Michael in 40 days when Lent is over
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed Mar 06, 2019 1:08 pm

I couldn't leave you hanging for 40 day :D



AARR wrote:I wish to see Michael in 40 days when Lent is over





Granted. But you don't specify which Michael and so you see Michael Moore
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He is no more happy about it than you are :lol:



I wish to go to my happy place
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Mar 10, 2019 6:50 am

Michael wrote:I wish to go to my happy place

Granted, but if those don't belong to Mrs. Michael you're in big trouble Mister :lol:
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I wish for a pet jackalope
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby ~Z~ » Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:23 am

Hey guys, take it easy with the political/religious postings in here; there's a reason we removed that forum.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Mar 10, 2019 3:46 pm

~Z~ wrote:Hey guys, take it easy with the political/religious postings in here; there's a reason we removed that forum.

Granted, instead we post about funny cat memes because those aren't so yesterday yet :lol:
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Pat.C's cat :lol:

I wish dog's get equal time
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun Mar 10, 2019 7:53 pm

AARR wrote:I wish dog's get equal time




Granted. But it really highlights the difference between cats and dogs
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I wish I had an outlet for my creative talents :D
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Mar 17, 2019 6:39 am

Michael wrote:I wish I had an outlet for my creative talents :D

Granted, but Mrs. Michael thinks you have too much free time :lol:
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I wish for more free time
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:39 pm

AARR wrote:I wish for more free time



Granted. Plenty.....after you lose your wife, job and house all at the same time
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I wish to celebrate good times
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:53 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to celebrate good times

Granted, but Mrs. Michael doesn't forget to yell at you in good times and bad :lol:
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I wish to learn a new word
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:15 am

There's a wish corruption that definitely came true :roll:


AARR wrote:I wish to learn a new word




Granted. Bankruptcy......Although oddly enough you learn it from TV and then going bankrupt :cry:
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I wish to enjoy a good book
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Mar 23, 2019 7:08 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to enjoy a good book

Granted, but your daughter decides that's also a good time to share with daddy :lol:
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I wish for safety in numbers
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:45 am

AARR wrote:I wish for safety in numbers



Granted. But it doesn't always work
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I wish for a pleasant walk today
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Mar 24, 2019 12:38 pm

Michael wrote:I wish for a pleasant walk today

Granted, but an uninvited guest goes with you :lol:
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I wish for a pleasant bike ride
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun Mar 24, 2019 4:18 pm

AARR wrote:I wish for a pleasant bike ride



Granted. 8)
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I wish for quality over quantity
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Mar 24, 2019 5:20 pm

That's happened once but she wasn't attractive and it was a let down :(
Michael wrote:I wish for a pleasant bike ride. Granted. 8)

I wish for quality over quantity

Granted, but the quantity thing would have come in handy :lol:
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun Mar 24, 2019 7:34 pm

AARR wrote:I wish for quality over quantity




Granted. You have the best fully automatic weapon ever made!!!!! :D
But only 1 bullet and it is the Zombie Apocalypse :cry:






I wish to help AARR is the fight against zombies
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Mar 30, 2019 3:59 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to help AARR is the fight against zombies

Granted, and we are hero's because we have nothing to fear...zombies only eat brains :lol:
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