Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Tue May 21, 2024 4:06 pm
I wish to be a hobo with Michael

Granted. We spend a day as hobos traveling across the country by train
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But Michael quickly bores and heads back to his mansion
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I wish to check off all the boxes

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Wed May 22, 2024 9:03 am
I wish to check off all the boxes
Granted, but the honey do list never ends.
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I wish to discover a saber tooth tiger living at Stony Creek Park
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Wed May 22, 2024 9:45 am
I wish to discover a saber tooth tiger living at Stony Creek Park

Granted. But you discover the tiger the hard way when you are transported back in time and it attacks you.
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Fortunately you were dressed appropriately


I wish AARR and I could celebrate our birthday's together at Chuck-e-Cheese

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Michael wrote:
Thu May 23, 2024 10:18 am
I wish AARR and I could celebrate our birthday's together at Chuck-e-Cheese
Granted, but of course we embarrass our wives and children, but we have fun.
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I wish the wives of RRFan.com husbands would like trains as much as we do
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Thu May 23, 2024 2:15 pm
I wish the wives of RRFan.com husbands would like trains as much as we do

Granted. But it is a little too much. In fact, it ruins it for the guys when the railroads start pandering to the women
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I wish to have my cake and eat it too

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Michael wrote:
Fri May 24, 2024 9:42 am
I wish to have my cake and eat it too
Granted, but you are eating a mud pie cake.
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I wish to also have my cake with extra frosting and eat it too
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri May 24, 2024 10:01 am
I wish to also have my cake with extra frosting and eat it too
Granted. But you realize extra frosting was a mistake
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I wish to remember the Alamo

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I'd eat that 8)
Michael wrote:
Mon May 27, 2024 9:16 am
AARR wrote:
Fri May 24, 2024 10:01 am
I wish to also have my cake with extra frosting and eat it too
Granted. But you realize extra frosting was a mistake
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I wish to remember the Alamo
Granted, and it's a good idea that you do or you will have to deal with Chuck Norris.
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I wish Michael and I could play Ernie and Burt on the Muppets
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Mon May 27, 2024 10:50 am
I wish Michael and I could play Ernie and Burt on the Muppets


Granted. But it's the Muppets worst nightmare
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I wish I had better meme's to choose from

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Michael wrote:
Tue May 28, 2024 8:43 am
I wish I had better meme's to choose from
Granted, but it still gets corrupted.
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I wish Michael and I did a Laurel and Hardy standup routine
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue May 28, 2024 2:24 pm
I wish Michael and I did a Laurel and Hardy standup routine

Granted. But because of Michael, you lose your day job
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I wish to bring back the Pony Express

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Michael wrote:
Wed May 29, 2024 8:11 am
I wish to bring back the Pony Express
Granted, but the mail stays the same.
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I wish Michael would get his kids a pet hyena
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Wed May 29, 2024 3:49 pm
I wish Michael would get his kids a pet hyena

Granted, But the hyena laughs at Michael's dad jokes all day and leads Michael to believe he is funny
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I wish to be quick with a joke.

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Michael wrote:
Fri May 31, 2024 12:54 pm
I wish to be quick with a joke.
Granted, but the rest of us don't get it (well, I do :lol: ).
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I wish speedos were illegal
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Fri May 31, 2024 1:06 pm
I wish speedos were illegal

Granted. But the guys that wear them wear NOTHING now. Be careful what you wish for.




I wish to see AARR sing the Thomas the Train song

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2024 8:57 am
I wish to see AARR sing the Thomas the Train song
Granted, but it's a dark version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIvoiQA7ptM


I wish Michael comes to the RRFan.com meet in Durand
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2024 9:39 am
I wish Michael comes to the RRFan.com meet in Durand

Granted. But Michael comes to the RRFan.com meet in Durand
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I wish to railfan with AARR

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Michael wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2024 12:47 pm
I wish to railfan with AARR
Granted, but I am driving and not paying attention.
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I wish David Collins would post here again
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2024 3:33 pm
I wish David Collins would post here again
Granted, but Katie is watching in horror as I go through the past posts


I wish that I didn’t just hear the words “imagine calling me Mrs. David” come out of her mouth :shock:
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David Collins wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2024 1:40 am
I wish that I didn’t just hear the words “imagine calling me Mrs. David” come out of her mouth :shock:
Granted, instead you blink and you're married with two kids.
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I wish David's wife lets him go railfanning with his buddies now and then
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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