Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Mon Sep 07, 2020 9:12 am
I wish to avoid commercials
Granted, instead we have to listen to a long boring speech by a politician about something boring.
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I wish to experience something exciting
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Maybe a speech from Crazy Basement Joe?
AARR wrote:
Mon Sep 07, 2020 10:37 am
I wish to experience something exciting


Granted. You get so excited that you just can't hide it.
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But your man card gets revoked




I wish to know what AARR is so excited about

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Michael wrote:
Tue Sep 08, 2020 8:36 am
I wish to know what AARR is so excited about
Granted, and you join me 8)
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I wish to use proper grammar and spelling
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Tue Sep 08, 2020 10:11 am
I wish to use proper grammar and spelling

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately you are no closer to getting your man card back.
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BTW, you missed the period at the end of the sentence :lol:




I wish to get it over with.

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:lol:
Michael wrote:
Wed Sep 09, 2020 1:45 pm
I wish to use proper grammar and spelling BTW, you missed the period at the end of the sentence :lol:

I wish to get it over with.
Granted :lol:
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I wish discover a new frog species
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed Sep 09, 2020 2:51 pm
I wish discover a new frog species


Granted! And they even name it after you.....
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....posthumously after they find your half eaten corpse :shock:





I wish to be an artists

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They'll name it the AARRrog? :lol:
Michael wrote:
Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:07 am
I wish discover a new frog species. Granted! And they even name it after you.........posthumously after they find your half eaten corpse :shock:

I wish to be an artists
Granted, but you're talents are not appreciated by Pope Francis :lol:
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I wish Michael paints a happy cloud and tree that has a friend
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Sep 10, 2020 6:33 pm
I wish Michael paints a happy cloud and tree that has a friend


Granted. But he does so on your garage door
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Actually looks pretty good :D





I wish to waste not want not

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Michael wrote:
Fri Sep 11, 2020 8:33 am
I wish to waste not want not
Granted, starting with your daughters old clothes :lol:
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I wish Michael would use his painting talents on my whole house
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri Sep 11, 2020 6:30 pm
I wish Michael would use his painting talents on my whole house

Granted. It starts out so well that you decide to join me.....
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....but it ends up costing an extra $10k in hospital bills




I wish AARR would use his powers of moderation to rename the Car-Train Crash in Gaylord thread Grumpy Old Men :lol:

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Michael wrote:
Sat Sep 12, 2020 10:04 am
I wish AARR would use his powers of moderation to rename the Car-Train Crash in Gaylord thread Grumpy Old Men :lol:
Granted, but the grumpy old men are insulted, find my house and TP bomb it :lol:
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I wish Michael's kids would protect my house
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 7:08 am
I wish Michael's kids would protect my house

Granted but the media spins this as using children as a human shield and they instruct the mob to come after you
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I wish for a fool proof plan

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 9:54 am
I wish for a fool proof plan
Granted, You'll need it to get me out of jail :lol:
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Sounds like a plan!

I wish Mrs AARR would let me relax Sunday nights :(
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 6:40 pm
I wish Mrs AARR would let me relax Sunday nights :(


Granted. But only Sunday nights. The rest of the week she's got you busier than a 1 legged man in a butt kicking contest
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I wish I was a lawyer

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:lol:
Michael wrote:
Mon Sep 14, 2020 10:20 am
I wish Mrs AARR would let me relax Sunday nights :( Granted. But only Sunday nights. The rest of the week she's got you busier than a 1 legged man in a butt kicking contest.

I wish I was a lawyer
Granted, and I'm your first client :lol:
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I wish to be a roadie for Def Leppard
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Mon Sep 14, 2020 6:14 pm
I wish to be a roadie for Def Leppard
Granted. But your roadie duties keep you on the road away from your wife and job for months at a time dealing with gorgeous groupies
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I wish to get the benefit of the doubt

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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You were supposed to corrupt my wish :lol:
Michael wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:49 am
Granted. But your roadie duties keep you on the road away from your wife and job for months at a time dealing with gorgeous groupies

I wish to get the benefit of the doubt
Granted, and you're going to need it coming home late again after railfanning with me :lol:
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I wish for a handout
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:32 pm
I wish for a handout

Granted. But you spend all weekend in a long line waiting for government cheese
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I wish to co-write a book with AARR called Railfanning for Dummies

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Michael wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 10:27 am
I wish to co-write a book with AARR called Railfanning for Dummies
Granted, it becomes a text book for major colleges :lol:
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I wish ~Z~ would recognize the brilliance of this thread :lol:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:13 am
I wish ~Z~ would recognize the brilliance of this thread :lol


Granted. But he does so by locking the thread to preserve it forever. :cry:
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Fortunately you are able to use your powers of moderation to unlock the thread but because you don't know what you are doing you accidentally delete the whole thread!

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I wish for more courage

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