For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Michael wrote:I wish my ankle would heal. Granted. But your doctor assures you these special orthopedic high heel shoes are the only way it will heal. Oddly enough you seem to enjoy the extra lift they give you.
I wish I had better ideas
Granted, but we don't understand
I wish Michael explains his better idea
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to join Michael's diet. Granted. But Michael does most of the eating
I wish to try acupuncture
Granted, but you do it wrong
I wish to assist Michael accupuncture
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to assist Michael acupuncture. Granted. But it requires assisting Michael in the nude
I wish to try the world best pizza
Granted, but you have to share it and your dog isn't into sharing
I wish to forget that whole acupuncture thing
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:I wish to forget that whole acupuncture thing
Granted. After a short stay in the state hospital for night terrors you are given electroshock therapy
but since it doesn't help you forget those horrible images you are given a lobotomy and now you can't remember anything
I guess I should have just used my neuralizer on AARR instead
I wish to know if anyone in any government is ever held accountable?
Michael wrote:I wish to know if anyone in any government is ever held accountable?
Not often enough
I wish for to play golf with Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish for to play golf with Michael. Granted. But you discover that Michael is as obnoxious on the golf course as he is online
I wish that AARR gives me another chance
Granted, but you discover I'll cheat to win
I wish Michael lets me win
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish that AARR and I go putt putt golfing instead
Granted, but I embarrass you while celebrating a hole in one
I wish to fish with Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to fish with Michael. Granted. We go for the BIG fish. But Michael keeps saying you're gonna need a bigger boat. But you just keep singing sea shanties.
and drinking beer. and in the end you go down with the fish .
I wish AARR had listen to me
Granted, and now I have to live with this vision
I wish to jump ship
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...