Corrupt a Wish

For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts. :)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:I wish SW would post his one last corrupted wish :lol:
Granted, but it's political and religious so Z locks down Corrupt a Wish for good.
So you and I sabotage the brakes on Z's bike and he has an "accident" on his next bike ride :lol:
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I wish Z doesn't find out who sabotaged his bike
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:I wish Z doesn't find out who sabotaged his bike

Granted. But the guilt slowly drives you both mad.....First Michael....
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Then you after Michael stops posting in the Super Long Threads :lol:
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I wish to be wrong

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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:lol: Don't ever leave me Bro
Michael wrote:I wish Z doesn't find out who sabotaged his bike. Granted. But the guilt slowly drives you both mad.....First Michael....Then you after Michael stops posting in the Super Long Threads :lol:

I wish to be wrong
Granted, but it's complicated :?
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I wish to be right
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to be right

Granted. Absolutely right........
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But absolutely unhappy because every married man knows you can't be right and happy :lol:






I wish to be a risk taker

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Word :!:
Michael wrote:I wish to be right. Granted. Absolutely right........But absolutely unhappy because every married man knows you can't be right and happy :lol:

I wish to be a risk taker
Granted, you wore white before Labor Day :lol:
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I wish to take risks
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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That hasn't happen to me in months :lol:
AARR wrote:I wish to take risks

Granted. You shake hands with Michael in public

I'm the fat guy of course




I wish to write a children book

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Michael wrote:I wish to write a children book
Granted, but sometimes many a true statement is said in jest :lol:
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I wish to draw the pictures in Michael's children's book
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to draw the pictures in Michael's children's book

Granted. But you lack any real talent in that area
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and coupled with Michael's lack of any talent in writing, you guys once again fail in your latest business venture :lol:





I wish for big salad

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What do you mean? That's a great picture! :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to draw the pictures in Michael's children's book. Granted. But you lack any real talent in that area. and coupled with Michael's lack of any talent in writing, you guys once again fail in your latest business venture :lol:

I wish for big salad
Granted, but apparently it's funny :lol:
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Stupid advertisements :roll:

I wish for a commercial that doesn't insult my intelligence
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Are you saying that salad doesn't make you pretty and happy??? Next you will tell me that political ads are bull :lol:
AARR wrote:I wish for a commercial that doesn't insult my intelligence

Granted.
But at 24 hours long, this commercial insults all your other senses




I wish for more will power

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Michael wrote:I wish for more will power
Granted, but you picked a bad time to start
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Full of iron and vitamins with no calories :lol:

I wish for the power to will
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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I pick a bad time for everything :lol:
AARR wrote:I wish for the power to will


Granted. But the very first thing you will is the manufacturing of cheap, less caloric cheesecake
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Big mistake. All cheesecake now is made in China where is is produced by slave labor using mostly tofu and saw dust along with a few other questionable ingredients. In addition, the cheap prices drove all the good local places out of business. Simple economics. :lol:



I wish I had better timing

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Michael wrote:I wish I had better timing
Granted, nice catch! :lol:
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I wish to have a better time
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to have a better time


Granted. Your day starts out better than Z
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but still ends up the same as yesterday :(
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I wish to shadow AARR for a day

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Michael wrote:I wish to shadow AARR for a day
Granted, but you are disappointed to see that I "weep" most of the day :cry: :lol:
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I wish to shadow Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Your secret is safe with me :lol:
AARR wrote:I wish to shadow Michael


Granted. You spend a fun filled day playing with kids
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Homeschooling
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changing diapers
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and taking IT phone calls
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The good news is we sneak away for a bit to watch trains
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The bad news is that the kids find us. :lol:




I wish for some better food

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I'm not only a friend but can be your nanny too :lol:
Michael wrote:The bad news is that the kids find us. :lol:

I wish for some better food
Granted, but you're someplace other than America where this is considered better food :shock:
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I wish for an apple Hostess fruit pie 8)
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for an apple Hostess fruit pie 8)


Granted. But only after you hulk out and kill a gang to get it
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Thanks!




I wish to get an hour run in today

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I guess I really wanted that Hostess fruit pie :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish for an apple Hostess fruit pie 8). Granted. But only after you hulk out and kill a gang to get it. Thanks!

I wish to get an hour run in today
Granted, it helps to have some motivation :lol:
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I wish my ankle would heal
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish my ankle would heal


Granted. But your doctor assures you these special orthopedic high heel shoes are the only way it will heal
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Oddly enough you seem to enjoy the extra lift they give you





I wish I had better ideas

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