For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Michael wrote:I wish SW would post his one last corrupted wish
Granted, but it's political and religious so Z locks down Corrupt a Wish for good.
So you and I sabotage the brakes on Z's bike and he has an "accident" on his next bike ride
I wish Z doesn't find out who sabotaged his bike
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish Z doesn't find out who sabotaged his bike. Granted. But the guilt slowly drives you both mad.....First Michael....Then you after Michael stops posting in the Super Long Threads
I wish to be wrong
Granted, but it's complicated
I wish to be right
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to be right. Granted. Absolutely right........But absolutely unhappy because every married man knows you can't be right and happy
I wish to be a risk taker
Granted, you wore white before Labor Day
I wish to take risks
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but sometimes many a true statement is said in jest
I wish to draw the pictures in Michael's children's book
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to draw the pictures in Michael's children's book. Granted. But you lack any real talent in that area. and coupled with Michael's lack of any talent in writing, you guys once again fail in your latest business venture
I wish for big salad
Granted, but apparently it's funny
Stupid advertisements
I wish for a commercial that doesn't insult my intelligence
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted. But the very first thing you will is the manufacturing of cheap, less caloric cheesecake
Big mistake. All cheesecake now is made in China where is is produced by slave labor using mostly tofu and saw dust along with a few other questionable ingredients. In addition, the cheap prices drove all the good local places out of business. Simple economics.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but you are disappointed to see that I "weep" most of the day
I wish to shadow Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:The bad news is that the kids find us.
I wish for some better food
Granted, but you're someplace other than America where this is considered better food
I wish for an apple Hostess fruit pie
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish for an apple Hostess fruit pie . Granted. But only after you hulk out and kill a gang to get it. Thanks!
I wish to get an hour run in today
Granted, it helps to have some motivation
I wish my ankle would heal
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...