For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Granted, but your train meets me head on after I had my Wheaties
I wish to ride a train with Michael, ~Z~ and SW.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:I wish to ride a train with Michael, ~Z~ and SW.
Granted. The 4 of us sneak aboard an AMTRAK train in disguise (your Helga costume is amazing) to give some dude a fake orange juice report but we get caught.
It's a long story
I wish to get a full weeks worth of wishes corrupted in a weekend
Michael wrote:I wish to ride a train with Michael, ~Z~ and SW. Granted. The 4 of us sneak aboard an AMTRAK train in disguise (your Helga costume is amazing) to give some dude a fake orange juice report but we get caught. It's a long story
I wish to get a full weeks worth of wishes corrupted in a weekend
Granted, but we neglect everything else. And since you still have kids at home you are in trouble with Mrs. Michael
I wish to find a church that is open
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to find a church that is open. Granted. But the only one open is The Church of the Flat Earthers.....so you convert
I wish to be pleasantly surprised
Granted, but it requires you being lied too
I wish to join the church of young earthers
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but either way it's not going to be a good decision
I wish for something good to come out of the Coronavirus Pandemic
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Your responses are always LOL good but this is another one of your epics
Michael wrote:I wish for something good to come out of the Coronavirus Pandemic. Granted. Stuck in your home you finally have time to watch all your favorite reruns!!!!! But you break your only pair of glasses
I wish to hit 30,000 step today
Granted, but you freak out everyone
I wish to hit 1 big step today
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish the COVID-19 restrictions were over. Granted. But Mrs AARR's restrictions just begin
I wish to be part of the "in" crowd that still gets to go to Mass
Granted, and you are rewarded by not getting COVID-19. However, you all get the flu because no good work goes unpunished
I wish to be brave trying to survive on 495 days worth of food and toilet paper
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to get a shave and a haircut for 2 bits
Granted, and you look awesome!
But Mrs. Michael won't let you near her for a month . But it's worth it .
I wish cheesecake was the vaccine for COVID-19
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish cheesecake was the vaccine for COVID-19. Granted. But being the vaccine now, your beloved cheesecake is nowhere to be found You take it better than expected though
I wish I was as stocked up as AARR
Thank you, because now the rioters are at your house and taking your toilet paper
I wish to understand why people think rioting and vandalizing will solve anything
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...