Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:I wish to never see another commercial for vaginal dryness :(
Granted, instead they're replaced with these commercials :lol:
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I wish to express myself
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AARR wrote:I wish to express myself

Granted. But now Mrs AARR likes you even less
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I wish to take care of business

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Michael wrote:I wish to take care of business
Granted, but you go insane :lol:
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I wish my physical ailments would heal
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish my physical ailments would heal

Granted. But your mental ailments never heal
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I wish to gloat

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Michael wrote:I wish to gloat
Granted, but you lose the Most Humble Man award to Don Simon :lol:
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I wish to accept my award
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to accept my award

Granted. But it is posthumously
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I wish to deck the halls

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Michael wrote:I wish to deck the halls
Granted, but it looks like that's going to leave a mark :lol:
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I wish to win at anything
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to win at anything


Granted. I don't know what it is but it is nothing to be proud of
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I wish to get the ball rolling

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Michael wrote:I wish to get the ball rolling
Granted, and afterwards you can figure out the lesson :lol:
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I wish to walk a mile in Michael's shoes :lol:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to walk a mile in Michael's shoes :lol:

Granted. But his show are way too small and your foot are nothing but blisters

I spared us the photo :D




I wish for a bonus

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Michael wrote:I wish for a bonus
Granted, it's not very much but it's great quality :lol:
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I wish for a bonus with both quality and quanitity
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for a bonus with both quality and quantity

Granted. You get this mug
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but it's because your wife is pregnant ....Bonus! :lol:





I wish for an early spring

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Michael wrote:I wish for an early spring
Granted, but that means early mosquitos :o
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I wish for no mosquitos 8)
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for no mosquitos 8)

Granted. But politicians take their place
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I wish that AARR and Michael get a chance to hang out trackside

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Michael wrote:I wish that AARR and Michael get a chance to hang out trackside
Granted, but we learn that when we're together we're no angels :lol:
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But we sure laugh alot :lol:

I wish Michael would join me for fossil hunting
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish Michael would join me for fossil hunting


Granted, and the 2 of them have a great time but come across this NO TRESPASSING sign a little too late :shock:
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I wish to be more observant

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Michael wrote:I wish to be more observant
Granted, so you see this is a lion attacking you but old -age has slowed your reflexes to run away :lol:
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I wish to be more observant too
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to be more observant too


Granted. But all it get you is more work
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I wish for every healthy food I ate I could eat something less healthy

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Michael wrote:I wish for every healthy food I ate I could eat something less healthy
Granted, but you have to jog a few extra miles to burn the extra calories from the brownie you at :lol

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I wish to know why Michael wants to make DLST a 2 hour change?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to know why Michael wants to make DLST a 2 hour change?


Granted. But you discover that Michael is a complete idiot
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Although you already had your suspicions :lol:







I wish I had placed on a bet on The Chiefs winning yesterday

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