Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish to root for a winning Detroit sports team

Granted. It's the Detroit Tiny Tots soccer team. They don't keep score but they are winning!



Great sportsmanship too





I wish AARR had become a priest

[AARR]

I wish AARR had become a priest

Granted, but only because my preferred title is rejected


I wish to have the powers of superman for rail fanning

[Michael]

I wish to have the powers of superman for rail fanning

Granted. But you get drunk then go destroy passenger trains



Passenger trains are not real trains




I wish to help people

[Michael]

I wish to have the powers of superman for rail fanning

Granted. But you get drunk then go destroy passenger trains



Passenger trains are not real trains




I wish to help people

[AARR]

I wish to help people

Granted, but the old lady you help thinks there's something more between you two


I wish to help people

[Michael]

I wish to help people

Granted. But no good deed goes unpunished.



I wish to find a good alternative

[AARR]

I wish to find a good alternative

Granted, but it gets you in trouble with PETA


I wish to join the elite

[Michael]

I wish to join the elite

Granted, but it costs you your very soul






I wish to turn a new leaf

[AARR]

I wish to turn a new leaf

Granted, but what's under wants to eat you


I wish to start over

[Michael]

I wish to start over

Granted. You start over again......and again.....and again.....and again.....and again.....






I wish to change my username

[AARR]

I wish to change my username

Granted, but it's the equivalent of dividing by zero


I wish Michael reveals his new username

[Michael]

I wish Michael reveals his new username

Granted. It's Mike now instead of Michael





I wish for AARR to become a Deacon

[AARR]

I wish for AARR to become a Deacon

Granted,

Did you say a Bacon

I wish for Michael to solve all the worlds problems

[Michael]

I wish for Michael to solve all the worlds problems

Granted. But he doesn't tell anyone





I wish A was A

[AARR]

I wish A was A

Granted, but you still can't get all your daughters to smile at once


I wish D was Detroit and Mackinac Railroad

[Michael]

I wish D was Detroit and Mackinac Railroad

Granted. But that one little change leads to the worst traffic jam of your life





I wish to bring back the family station wagon

[AARR]

I wish to bring back the family station wagon

Granted, but it's for more than just kids anymore


I wish Michael was President

[Michael]

I wish Michael was President

Granted. But after a failed coup d'etat, then failed impeachment, he is assassinated


Oh, the corruption part......The Super Long Threads are closed




I wish to go where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day

[AARR]

I wish to go where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day

Granted, but it's difficult not to say a discouraging word when you put on your new hat


I wish to go where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day too

[Michael]

I wish to go where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day too

Granted.

No one for 300 miles and not a cloud in the sky to block you from the scorching sun





I wish to for AARR and I to travel the country as carnys