For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Michael wrote:I wish to be the most interesting man in the world
Granted, but your farts still smell gross
I wish to be the most boring man in the world
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to avoid becoming a grumpy old know it all
Granted, you add a sense of humor to it and I join you
I wish to regain my youthful optimism
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted. But it is in those same 19 minutes along with gaining perfect mental health, manning up, buying into Michael's Ponzi scheme and dressing for success just before getting hit by a car driven by Mrs AARR. Although in your youthful optimism before you pass you are optimistic that Mrs AARR won't remarry but you are dead wrong. Till death do you part
Granted, but you still upset your daughter (and PETA, and Liberals, and Humane Society)
But at RRFan.com we applaud your smartness
I wish to work smarter and not harder too
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish AARR would quit his day job and Corrupt Wishes all day
Granted, but since Michael is the only other poster I spend most of my time looking at the computer screen doing nothing and Mrs AARR weighs in on my new role
I wish Michael picks another career for me
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish for an all wheel drive vehicle
Granted, and you take one of your kids along with you
90% of dads would do this without a second thought and 99.99% of moms would forbid it
I wish for an all wheel drive vehicle
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish someone would wake up the sun
Granted, and to protect yourself from its rays you bring an effective sun block
I wish for a different sun block than Michael's
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but your daughter points out Narnia is illogical which drives you crazy
I wish to go to someplace warm
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but after years of blaming the kids you now know why the cheesecake disappears quickly
I wish to have better night vision
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish AARR was made a moderator of RailroadFan.com
Granted, I allow politics and religion and this is Michael responding to someone who disagrees with him
I wish Michael was made a moderator of RailroadFan.com
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...