Corrupt a Wish

For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts. :)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:I wish to dress for success



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You successfully get your butt kicked




I wish to be the most interesting man in the world

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Michael wrote:I wish to be the most interesting man in the world
Granted, but your farts still smell gross :lol:
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I wish to be the most boring man in the world
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to be the most boring man in the world


Granted....But ironically it gets you all the unwanted attention you were trying to avoid :?
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I wish to avoid becoming a grumpy old know it all

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Michael wrote:I wish to avoid becoming a grumpy old know it all
Granted, you add a sense of humor to it and I join you :lol:
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I wish to regain my youthful optimism
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to regain my youthful optimism

Granted. But it is in those same 19 minutes along with gaining perfect mental health, manning up, buying into Michael's Ponzi scheme and dressing for success just before getting hit by a car driven by Mrs AARR. Although in your youthful optimism before you pass you are optimistic that Mrs AARR won't remarry but you are dead wrong. Till death do you part :lol:
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I wish to work smarter not harder

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Michael wrote:I wish to work smarter not harder
Granted, but you still upset your daughter (and PETA, and Liberals, and Humane Society) :lol:
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But at RRFan.com we applaud your smartness :lol:

I wish to work smarter and not harder too
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to work smarter and not harder too


Granted. You work with Michael and we charge that little girl $1000 to get her cat down :lol:






I wish AARR would quit his day job and Corrupt Wishes all day

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Michael wrote:I wish AARR would quit his day job and Corrupt Wishes all day
Granted, but since Michael is the only other poster I spend most of my time looking at the computer screen doing nothing and Mrs AARR weighs in on my new role :lol:
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I wish Michael picks another career for me
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Good point :cry:

AARR wrote:I wish Michael picks another career for me


Granted. You team up with Michael to do that fireman thing but we find that most cats know how to get down from trees

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I wish for a quiet place

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Michael wrote:I wish for a quiet place
Granted, but it's the calm before the epic fight
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I wish for a safe place
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for a safe place

Granted. But your memory is so poor you can't remember where it is :lol:
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I wish for an all wheel drive vehicle

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Michael wrote:I wish for an all wheel drive vehicle
Granted, and you take one of your kids along with you :lol:
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90% of dads would do this without a second thought and 99.99% of moms would forbid it :lol:

I wish for an all wheel drive vehicle
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for an all wheel drive vehicle

Granted, But nobody cares
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and it doesn't help
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I wish someone would wake up the sun

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Michael wrote:I wish someone would wake up the sun
Granted, and to protect yourself from its rays you bring an effective sun block :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I wish for a different sun block than Michael's
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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I'm glad we are near the end of this page :shock:
AARR wrote:I wish for a different sun block than Michael's

Granted. 6 months of solitary confinement should do it
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Since you live in Michigan you won't even need it the other 6 months. :lol:




I wish to go to Narnia

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Michael wrote:I wish to go to Narnia
Granted, but your daughter points out Narnia is illogical which drives you crazy :lol:
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I wish to go to someplace warm
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to go to someplace warm



Granted. But it quickly goes from warm to down right hot!
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I wish to have better night vision

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Michael wrote:I wish to have better night vision
Granted, but after years of blaming the kids you now know why the cheesecake disappears quickly :lol:
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I wish to have better night vision
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to have better night vision

Granted. But it requires you wear these special glasses all the time
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I wish AARR was made a moderator of RailroadFan.com

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Michael wrote:I wish AARR was made a moderator of RailroadFan.com
Granted, I allow politics and religion and this is Michael responding to someone who disagrees with him :lol: :lol: :lol:


I wish Michael was made a moderator of RailroadFan.com
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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