Would You Rather?

[AARR]

Would you rather be able to select the DNC nominee for 2020 or the RNC nominee for 2020?

I could have fun with either one

Would you rather manage a large farm or zoo?

[Michael]

Would you rather manage a large farm or zoo?

Zoo sounds fun. Farm sounds profitable so......





Would you rather "walk" 5 miles through a thick forest with trees falling all around you or get hit directly by a tornado and just be holding onto something?

[AARR]

Would you rather "walk" 5 miles through a thick forest with trees falling all around you or get hit directly by a tornado and just be holding onto something?

I've been in both (kinda sorta) and neither is fun it's hard to choose but I guess I'll go with tornado and holding on only because its shorter duration.

Would you rather "walk" 5 miles through a thick forest with trees falling all around you or get hit directly by a tornado and just be holding onto something?

[Michael]

I hope to hear the tornado story in person someday

Would you rather "walk" 5 miles through a thick forest with trees falling all around you or get hit directly by a tornado and just be holding onto something?

I'll casually saunter through the forest and be fine



Would you rather see everything upside down or hear everything backwards?

[AARR]

Would you rather see everything upside down or hear everything backwards?

Both will give me a migraine . But I'll go with hearing stuff backwards because I'd like to practice my mock Swedish .

Would you rather always where black or white clothes?

[Michael]

Would you rather always where black or white clothes?

Would you rather have a beard a no mustache or a handle bar mustache only?

[AARR]

Would you rather have a beard a no mustache or a handle bar mustache only?

Beard I guess

Would you rather prove for a fact that aliens from other planets are real of bigfoot?

[Michael]

Would you rather prove for a fact that aliens from other planets are real of bigfoot?

Neither exist but I will go with Aliens





Would you rather eat chocolate covered cockroaches or slightly undercooked rats?

[AARR]

Would you rather eat chocolate covered cockroaches or slightly undercooked rats?

Chocolate covered cockroaches. Hopefully there's more chocolate than cockroach

Would you rather be left or right handed?

[Michael]

Would you rather be left or right handed?

Right




Would you rather be able to speak Spanish or speak Mandarin ?

[AARR]

Would you rather be able to speak Spanish or speak Mandarin ?

Spanish, but I'd really rather speak mock Swedish

Would you rather speak all languages fluently of be able to interrupt anyone's true motivations and be able to sway opinions in your favor?

[Michael]

Would you rather speak all languages fluently of be able to interrupt anyone's true motivations and be able to sway opinions in your favor?

The second sound much more useful




Would you rather drink nothing but wine or beer for 3 days?

[AARR]

Would you rather drink nothing but wine or beer for 3 days?

I'm in trouble either way cause I drink around a gallon of water a day so if all I drink is beer or wine I might be dead after a day

Would you rather eat only liver or turnips for three days?

[Michael]

Would you rather eat only liver or turnips for three days?

Turnips I'm guessing you will go for a livers perhaps with a glass of chianti





Would you rather disco dance or swing dance?

[AARR]

Would you rather disco dance or swing dance?

Disco

Would you rather listen to Sarah Brightman or Josh Groban?

[Michael]

Would you rather listen to Sarah Brightman or Josh Groban?

Surprise me.





Would you rather be an expert at Karate or Kung Fu?

[AARR]

Would you rather be an expert at Karate or Kung Fu?

Karate, in its current practice it's a combination of the two while Kung Fu is still traditionally practiced in its ancient Chinese form.

Would you rather be able to lie without anyone knowing or be able to tell when someone is lying to you?

[Michael]

Would you rather be able to lie without anyone knowing or be able to tell when someone is lying to you?

I have no need for lying (said the liar) so I will go with the second



Would you rather be able to fully expose any one hoax/scandal of your choice or be able to decide any one Supreme Court ruling? Or both in one shot

[AARR]

Would you rather be able to fully expose any one hoax/scandal of your choice or be able to decide any one Supreme Court ruling? Or both in one shot

I'll take the most powerful position in the land...Supreme Court rulings

Would you rather be able to swim tirelessly for 100 miles or fly for 5 miles then need to rest for an hour?

[Michael]

Would you rather be able to swim tirelessly for 100 miles or fly for 5 miles then need to rest for an hour?

Why swim when you can fly!



Would you rather have to chew sugary gum all day or chew salty sunflower seeds all day?