Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish to be handsome

Granted. But only to a few people




I wish I had a mentor

[AARR]

I wish I had a mentor

Granted, but first they break you down


I wish to have a life coach

[Michael]

I wish to have a life coach

Granted. A WIfe Coach







I wish I could remember the name of that song

[AARR]

I wish I could remember the name of that song

Granted, but now you can't stop thinking about it


I wish the voices inside my head would say something nice to me

[Michael]

I wish the voices inside my head would say something nice to me

Granted. But now all you can think of is bananas






I wish to love like God loves

[AARR]

I wish to love like God loves

Granted, to save you from a banhammer I post a cat picture

Is there anything more heavenly than cheesecake

I wish for a talking dog

[Michael]

Thanks for looking out for me

I wish for a talking dog

Granted. But now he tells YOU want to do!






I wish I had no need for wishes

[AARR]

I wish I had no need for wishes

Granted, you're a duck


I wish I had no need for wishes

[Michael]

I wish I had no need for wishes

Granted.





I wish for a guarentee

[AARR]

I wish for a guarentee

Granted


I wish to add my "jump shot" to the guarantees of life

[Michael]

I wish to add my "jump shot" to the guarantees of life

Granted....Guaranteed to miss

But you walk away thinking you made it





I wish I was as charming as Cary Grant

[AARR]

I wish I was as charming as Cary Grant

Granted, but apparently you have to dress as a girl


I wish my jump shot had gone in the basket

[Michael]

He still look better than me

I wish my jump shot had gone in the basket

Granted. But you miss the much easier layup and cost us the game





I wish for peanut butter cheesecake

[AARR]

I wish for peanut butter cheesecake

Granted, but Mrs. Michael creates a road block


I wish for pizza

[Michael]

That wouldn't stop me

I wish for pizza

Granted..........Health Pizza





I wish to TGIF

[AARR]

I wish to TGIF

Granted, but you have to listen to this song repeatedly because your young kids love it


I wish to TGIF

[Michael]

I wish to TGIF

Granted. But the forecast for Friday doesn't look good






I wish AARR a Happy Father's Day. I assume you are helping your children move

[AARR]

I wish AARR a Happy Father's Day. I assume you are helping your children move

Granted, but Mrs. AARR saw him taking a nap and put me to work


I wish Michael a Happy Father's Day

[Michael]

I wish Michael a Happy Father's Day

Granted.....and my daughter does as well







I wish I knew I knew a little something about something

[AARR]

I wish I knew I knew a little something about something

Granted, but it amounts to nothing


I wish I knew nothing