Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Jun 06, 2019 2:49 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to be handsome



Granted. But only to a few people :lol:
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I wish I had a mentor
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:12 pm

Michael wrote:I wish I had a mentor

Granted, but first they break you down :lol:
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I wish to have a life coach
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:17 am

AARR wrote:I wish to have a life coach



Granted. A WIfe Coach
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I wish I could remember the name of that song
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:11 pm

Michael wrote:I wish I could remember the name of that song

Granted, but now you can't stop thinking about it :o


I wish the voices inside my head would say something nice to me
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun Jun 09, 2019 8:38 am

AARR wrote:I wish the voices inside my head would say something nice to me




Granted. But now all you can think of is bananas
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I wish to love like God loves
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Jun 09, 2019 10:12 am

Michael wrote:I wish to love like God loves

Granted, to save you from a banhammer I post a cat picture :lol:
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Is there anything more heavenly than cheesecake :D

I wish for a talking dog
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:49 am

Thanks for looking out for me :D

AARR wrote:I wish for a talking dog



Granted. But now he tells YOU want to do! :shock:
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I wish I had no need for wishes
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:36 pm

Michael wrote:I wish I had no need for wishes

Granted, you're a duck
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I wish I had no need for wishes
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Jun 11, 2019 8:45 am

AARR wrote:I wish I had no need for wishes



Granted.
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I wish for a guarentee
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Jun 11, 2019 7:11 pm

Michael wrote:I wish for a guarentee

Granted :lol:
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I wish to add my "jump shot" to the guarantees of life 8)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:29 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to add my "jump shot" to the guarantees of life 8)



Granted....Guaranteed to miss :shock:
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But you walk away thinking you made it :lol:





I wish I was as charming as Cary Grant
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed Jun 12, 2019 6:32 pm

Michael wrote:I wish I was as charming as Cary Grant

Granted, but apparently you have to dress as a girl :lol:
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I wish my jump shot had gone in the basket :lol:
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Jun 13, 2019 1:44 pm

He still look better than me :lol:

AARR wrote:I wish my jump shot had gone in the basket :lol:




Granted. But you miss the much easier layup and cost us the game :oops:
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I wish for peanut butter cheesecake
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:34 pm

Michael wrote:I wish for peanut butter cheesecake

Granted, but Mrs. Michael creates a road block :lol:
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I wish for pizza
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:18 pm

That wouldn't stop me :lol:

AARR wrote:I wish for pizza



Granted..........Health Pizza :roll: :( :cry:
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I wish to TGIF
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:48 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to TGIF

Granted, but you have to listen to this song repeatedly because your young kids love it :lol:


I wish to TGIF
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun Jun 16, 2019 1:50 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to TGIF




Granted. But the forecast for Friday doesn't look good
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I wish AARR a Happy Father's Day. I assume you are helping your children move :lol:
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Jun 16, 2019 2:20 pm

Michael wrote:I wish AARR a Happy Father's Day. I assume you are helping your children move :lol:

Granted, but Mrs. AARR saw him taking a nap and put me to work


I wish Michael a Happy Father's Day
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:51 am

AARR wrote:I wish Michael a Happy Father's Day



Granted.....and my daughter does as well
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I wish I knew I knew a little something about something
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Jun 17, 2019 6:39 pm

Michael wrote:I wish I knew I knew a little something about something

Granted, but it amounts to nothing
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I wish I knew nothing
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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