Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish for stability

Granted. You need it





I wish to get in the zone

[AARR]

I wish to get in the zone

Granted, the play ground zone


I wish to build a tree house

[Michael]

I wish to build a tree house

Granted. But you get the building plans and end up with an Out House






I wish to thank a WWII veteran

[AARR]

I wish to thank a WWII veteran

Granted, he's a pilot and needs you as his wing walker for the Thunder over Michigan air show


I wish to thank a WW2 veteran who wasn't a pilot

[Michael]

I wish to thank a WW2 veteran who wasn't a pilot

Granted. You thank a WW2 sailor who never even left the country and just happens to look a lot more like your dad than your grandfather does

Wait, is that your Grandmother?

Who says the Corrupt A Wish Genie doesn't have a sense of humor?



I wish to know what ever happen to PSG

[AARR]

I wish to know what ever happen to PSG

After a successful term as a baggage handler he was fast-tracked to the next level


I wish to know what TrainWatcher is doing

[Michael]

I wish to know what TrainWatcher is doing

Granted. You find out when he shows up on your doorstep.......

.....and won't leave !





I wish for a second chance

[AARR]

I wish for a second chance

Granted, just remember...


I wish Mrs AARR gives me a 2nd chance

[Michael]

I wish Mrs AARR gives me a 2nd chance

Not a chance. Not even the Genie can make a woman do something!






I wish I was good with words

[AARR]

I wish I was good with words

Granted, but you lose all your friends because you become a grammar/spelling Nazi


I wish to be more productive

[Michael]

I wish to be more productive

Granted. You discover that if you wait till the last minute to do things

It will only take a minute





I wish to be less productive

[AARR]

I wish to be less productive

Granted, however, it gives you more time to take the lead on post count at RRFan.com


I wish to Michael does something other than post at RRFan.com while he's being less productive

[Michael]

I wish to Michael does something other than post at RRFan.com while he's being less productive

Granted. But Michael and his boys egg your house instead






I wish AARR a Happy Birthday

[AARR]

I wish AARR a Happy Birthday

Granted, but instead of a nice relaxing bike ride I help my daughter move...again


I wish Michael a happy birthday

[Michael]

I wish Michael a happy birthday

Granted. But it gets lost in Cyber Space






I wish to Carpe Diem

[AARR]

I wish to Carpe Diem

Granted, but no one knows what Diem is but everyone knows what a carp is


I wish to know what Diem is?

[Michael]

I wish to know what Diem is?

Granted. But now you are even more confused after this explanation






I wish for a way back machine

[AARR]

I wish for a way back machine

Granted, but remember to run in serpentine pattern when chased by a dinosaur


I wish Michael isn't banhammered for his political post

[Michael]

I wish Michael isn't banhammered for his political post

Granted. But he is banhammered for being irrelevant


Though not as irrelevant as AARR





I wish I wasn't so incredibly handsome

[AARR]

I wish I wasn't so incredibly handsome

Granted, but you're not very handy either


I wish to be handsome