Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish Michael would come back home

Granted, But he comes back to YOUR home

Fortunately you are prepared for visitors





I wish to release the hounds!

[AARR]

I wish to release the hounds!

Granted, but unless the trespasser can be licked to death they're not going to defend you well


I wish to start a gang called the Killer AARR's

[Michael]

I wish to start a gang called the Killer AARR's

Granted but so far you are the only member

Although you have managed to strike fear in the hearts of little girls in your neighborhood.





I wish for safe travels

[AARR]

I wish to start a gang called the Killer AARR's. Granted but so far you are the only member. Although you have managed to strike fear in the hearts of little girls in your neighborhood.

I wish for safe travels

Granted, you're safe but it's not peaceful


I wish for a 2nd member to the Killer AARR's

[Michael]

True indeed

I wish for a 2nd member to the Killer AARR's

Granted. Mrs AARR joins your biker gang but you fight for leadership in the gang






I wish for this that and the other thing

[AARR]

She wins...of course

I wish for a 2nd member to the Killer AARR's. Granted. Mrs AARR joins your biker gang but you fight for leadership in the gang
I wish for this that and the other thing

Granted,

It looks like something I would be involved with

I wish to save a date

[Michael]

I wish to save a date

Granted. You mark your calendar


But when the day comes you you forget all about it because your too busy corrupting wishes






I wish for grace

[AARR]

It will happen some day

I wish to save a date. Granted. You mark your calendar. But when the day comes you you forget all about it because your too busy corrupting wishes

I wish for grace

Granted, but it needs a little editing


I wish for a cozy picture

[Michael]

I wish for a cozy picture

Granted, But it is extreme cozy






I wish for something to look forward to

[AARR]

I wish for something to look forward to

Granted, you look forward to your nap and your kids also look forward to your nap too


I wish Michael's kids would quit playing tricks on him

[Michael]

I wish Michael's kids would quit playing tricks on him

Granted and he really appreciates it but now they play tricks on you instead

and that little one is a real menace




I wish to love my enemies

[AARR]

I wish Michael's kids would quit playing tricks on him. Granted and he really appreciates it but now they play tricks on you instead and that little one is a real menace

I wish to love my enemies

Granted, and you are admired for the strength of your character


I wish I could lie

[Michael]

I hadn't thought of that

I wish I could lie

Granted. But you are not very good at it





I wish I made better choices

[AARR]

I wish I made better choices

Granted, starting with your wedding vows


I wish to make better choices

[Michael]

I wish to make better choices

Granted. But Mrs AARR doesn't like any of them.






I wish for something new

[AARR]

I wish to make better choices . Granted. But Mrs AARR doesn't like any of them.

I wish for something new

Granted, you wish for a new car but first you have to do something with the old

I wish for a talking dog

[Michael]

I wish for a talking dog

Granted. But only when you're wasted







I wish for a change of scenery

[AARR]

I wish for a change of scenery

Granted, your new neighbors


I wish for a change of weather

[Michael]

I wish for a change of weather

Granted. But it is not for the better





I wish to escape

[AARR]

I wish to escape

Granted, but Google spots you


I wish to escape