Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish to win the argument with Michael

Granted. But it is rather extreme





I wish I could relax

[AARR]

You're right, wife's pregnant argument is over.

I wish to win the argument with Michael. Granted. But it is rather extreme

I wish I could relax

Granted, but you do it at work


I wish I could relax at the beach

[Michael]

I wish I could relax at the beach

Granted. Very relaxed.......

But you are making everyone else uncomfortable



I wish to meet the real deal

[AARR]

That picture makes me feel awkward

I wish I could relax at the beach. Granted. Very relaxed.......But you are making everyone else uncomfortable

I wish to meet the real deal

Granted, but Al Yankovic's parodies are better


I wish for more Al Yankovic

[Michael]

I wish for more Al Yankovic

Granted. Now he lives next door to you!

But it is just some cranky old Russian guy named Al Yankovic





I wish I had some role models

[AARR]

I wish I had some role models

Granted, but you miss the chance to impress yours when God strolls by while you're having a bad halo day


I wish for a good idea

[Michael]

I wish for a good idea

Granted. At least you thought it was at the time

The good news is that that same squirrel, unphased by getting hit, was able to push the car back upright




I wish for some chicken soup

[AARR]

I drive a Honda Fit which is Honda's version of the Smart Car

I wish for a good idea. Granted. At least you thought it was at the time The good news is that that same squirrel, unphased by getting hit, was able to push the car back upright

I wish for some chicken soup

Granted, but you don't have the heart to take the first bite

Anyway, it looks like it's bathing in your soup

I wish for no collateral damage

[Michael]

My daughter has a FIT too. She calls him Fits

I wish for no collateral damage

Granted. But there is still plenty of the regular kind of damage

But you make the best of it





I wish I wasn't sick

[AARR]

I wish I wasn't sick

Granted, you're the only well one in your family

And they don't want you

I wish to reboot

[Michael]

I wish to reboot

Granted. At your request your children reboot your life support system

It doesn't work





I wish to keep my eye on the prize

[AARR]

I wish to keep my eye on the prize

Granted, but you'll want to remember that Mrs. Michael is the prize because...


I wish for more free time to work on my model railroad

[Michael]

Then you will be tried by a jury of HER peers

I wish for more free time to work on my model railroad

Granted. Plenty. Although the layout is not quite what you had in mind

At least you have plenty of help




I wish to race AARR. Him in his FIT and me in mine

[AARR]

That picture brings back great memories

I wish for more free time to work on my model railroad. Granted. Plenty. Although the layout is not quite what you had in mind. At least you have plenty of help

I wish to race AARR. Him in his FIT and me in mine

Granted, but at the last minute our wives save us from our stupidity and make us race something safer...

but not nearly as manly

I wish Michael and I take the train to Chicago

[Michael]

I wish Michael and I take the train to Chicago

Granted. You, me and 10,000 other dudes

We don't get one of the "first class" seats either




I wish to get off at the first stop

[AARR]

I wish to get off at the first stop

Granted, you get off at the most red neck city in MI


I wish to get off at Chicago Station

[Michael]

Easy brother. I resemble that remark

I wish to get off at Chicago Station

Granted. The 1st day goes well.....




I wish to stop coughing

[AARR]

I wish to stop coughing

Granted, instead you can't stop farting


I wish I could stop farting

[Michael]

I wish I could stop farting

Granted. But everyone around you can't stop





I wish for a good thunderstorm

[AARR]

I wish for a good thunderstorm

Granted, but your guardian angel uses the opportunity to get your attention


I wish for a nice sunny day