For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Michael wrote:I wish to win the argument with Michael. Granted. But it is rather extreme
I wish I could relax
Granted, but you do it at work
I wish I could relax at the beach
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish I could relax at the beach. Granted. Very relaxed.......But you are making everyone else uncomfortable
I wish to meet the real deal
Granted, but Al Yankovic's parodies are better
I wish for more Al Yankovic
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but you miss the chance to impress yours when God strolls by while you're having a bad halo day
I wish for a good idea
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I drive a Honda Fit which is Honda's version of the Smart Car
Michael wrote:I wish for a good idea. Granted. At least you thought it was at the time The good news is that that same squirrel, unphased by getting hit, was able to push the car back upright
I wish for some chicken soup
Granted, but you don't have the heart to take the first bite
Anyway, it looks like it's bathing in your soup
I wish for no collateral damage
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but you'll want to remember that Mrs. Michael is the prize because...
I wish for more free time to work on my model railroad
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish for more free time to work on my model railroad. Granted. Plenty. Although the layout is not quite what you had in mind. At least you have plenty of help
I wish to race AARR. Him in his FIT and me in mine
Granted, but at the last minute our wives save us from our stupidity and make us race something safer...
but not nearly as manly
I wish Michael and I take the train to Chicago
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, you get off at the most red neck city in MI
I wish to get off at Chicago Station
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but your guardian angel uses the opportunity to get your attention
I wish for a nice sunny day
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...